Kiba - "Hmm, lets see here. I might be able to fool Shino's bugs by using a transformation style... but that won't fool Hana's sense of smell. I can't believe I'm saying this but *gulp* I might have to take a bath."
Later that evening...
Shino and Hana taking a stroll down one of Konoha's river walkways, arm in arm under the moonlight.
Hana's sense of hearing pricks up.
Hana - "Someone is following us. Maybe a jealous young woman whose heart you broke when you started going out with me maybe?"
Shino - "None that I would know about. No, it's your brother following us with a rather ridiculous disguise. Looking like a rather generic shinobi."
Hana - "Kiba?" *Sniff Sniff* "I don't smell him anywhere? That boy has a scent you wouldn't believe."
Shino - "You forget that we were on the same team together, I can believe quite a bit."
Hana - *Chuckle* "No, the only way he'd be able to hide his scent is if he took a bath, and he avoids those religiously."
Shino - "A bad habit I'm glad you don't indulge in."
*pulls Hana close*
Hana - "My my, aren't you forceful tonight?"
Shino - "Let's not waste your brother's efforts on our behalf."
*gratuitous make-out scene*
*Kiba jumps out of the bushes*
Kiba - "Shino! Leave my sister alone!*
Kiba plows right into the couple only to discover that they are both bug clones. Unable to stop his forward momentum, he plunges right into the river getting his second bath of the day/year.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the river.
Hana - "Well that was funny."
Shino - "Now let's pick up where our clones left off then shall we?"
*real gratuitous make-out scene while Kiba struggles against the water current making vague over-dramatic drowning noises*