Okay.
The idea of this is that i write a heap of random drabble things regarding to food.
They aren't going to to be very long so I'll probably update everyday, if not definately every two.
I'll start them off myself, but if you give me suggestions for food and for the character you would like to be involved I would be happy to try and write something.
The first piece of food is a coconut.
Emmett and Rosalie were on a private island eat of Hawaii (not Isle Esme). As they had just recently been married (again) this was there 22nd honeymoon.
Much to Emmett's disgust the island was covered in palm trees. Not just any palm trees though. Coconut palms. He had already been hit on the head twice totally out of the blue by a random falling coconut.
Since that day Emmett would get revenge by smashing a wholes trees worth of coconuts everyday. He thought they were stupid, brown, round things that made no contribution to the world and therefore should be denied existence.
Rosalie became dangerously annoyed whenever Emmett went on one of his little rampages. One day she became so annoyed at his behaviour she told him that if he ever wanted to make love to her again he would stop his behaviour that instant.
He did stop, but only long enough to kiss her chastely on the lips before attempting to show her the reason coconuts were awful. He instead ended up watching Rosalie show him that they did have purpose. Although they couldn't drink the stuff inside them they discovered that they could make Rosalie a bikini out of the dry shells.
Watching Rosalie walk around wearing nothing but coconuts turned Emmett right on and they spent the rest of the honeymoon as real loves should.
; )
Tell me if you think its a good idea.
And then leave me some suggestions :)
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