Hey there kawai desu ne! OwO My name's Quantum Razor Petrichor, and I have long flowing red hair that complexes my pale white skin. I'm reel shy and nervous but I'm like soooooo hot so all the girls seem to like me. I suffer from depression and anxiety and suicide, and have been wantin g to die for years. Today I almost hanged my self but suddenly Marius came inside me room.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD!" He screemd.

I started to scream in Japanese (I learned how to speak Japanes fromwatching anime) and marryos ran over to me and we startd making out. Then he slaped me.

"YOU KNOW YOU CANT SPEAK JAPANESE HERE YOU FUCKING HORNY CREATURE" He yellowed at me. Then it al came fludding back to me. The ongoing war between Japan and France. France had banned anime and manga. The only way to get it was on the black martek, and you usually had to do SEXAL favours for the celler. My anoose clenched with dark memories. I took my knife and started to cut myself.

Just then…. Marius took myknife and….. STABBED HIMSELF INSTEAD.

"NOOOOOOO MANRIUS-KUN!1!" I said erotickley I runned up to him and he took my anel virginite for the 46th time before he fucking died.

I ran out of my house to find my friend, Matsukoto. She was a Fench girl. Whenj I got there, I saw that she was in her school uniform.

OOOOOOOOH MY GOD!111!11!1 I WAS GOINNA BE LATE FOR SKOOL!