I cant take full credit for this oneshot because my best friend JeffHardysMistress helped me out with most of it. Give her a shout-out for me.
BEGIN!!!
Judai was in his car speeding. No place in particular. Just cruising down the street at 79 miles per hour. Then the police pulled him over.
A teal haired man stepped out of the car and walked over to the red mustang.
"Can I help you Officer…," Judai read his nametag, "Johan."
"You were speeding." he answered casually.
"Oh please don't give me a ticket!" the brunette begged. "I already have one!"
"How big is it?" Johan asked as he slid his glasses to the tip of his nose.
Judai smirked as an idea popped into his head. "You tell me."
SPIRITSHIPPING 4EVER!
He grabbed Johan by the collar and pulled him into the car. He started off with a hard kiss causing the blunette to moan a little.
Then for his second trick, he ripped Johan's tie off and the neatly ironed suit he had on and threw it out the window. He did the same with his clothes.
"If you forgot," Johan said, "I asked how big it was.
"Well let's see," Judai said as he shoved it in.
"OH MY GOD!!" he moaned. "Now that's big."
The car continued to rock as the two went at it.
Johan finally stepped out with his sex hair, glasses crooked, and his tie on backwards. "I think I'll let this slide."
"I knew you would understand." Judai said with a wink. Then he zoomed off again.
LOL that was so funny! At least I thought it was. Like I said in the beginning. MOST OF IT WAS JEFFHARDYSMISTRESS'S IDEA NOT MINE! I hope you enjoyed it!