PROLOGUE

While the popcorn was popping in the cauldron, couples were getting ready for Morganne's first movie about toes. It was a marvelous musical about how toes had to endure through the dark cramped shoes people wear.

"You're going to be a star Morganne!" Emily exclaimed, jumping up and down.

"I know...I'm gonna -" Morganne began, but was interuppted by Celine's question

"No you don't - It could be a really bad movie..." Celine said.

"Don't make me throw my cell phone at you...I do not want to pull a Noami Campbell on you!" She reached for her chocolate phone.

"Sorry." She replied.

"You know what...you're right." Morganne nodded her head slowly.

"Really?"

"No!" She threw a rasberry at her head.

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Chapter One

MARTIANS WERE ATTACKING!!

"Maybe uh...Tom Cruise can save us?" Celine suggested looking up at the gigantic UFO's.

Morganne, Emily and Sheena looked at Celine.

"It was just a thought!"

:: ZAP ::

They were coming closer.

"Zippidy do da - Zippidy eh, My oh my, What a wonderful day!" The Martians sang in unison.

Everyone ran and hid somewhere. The Martians were horrible singers.

Morganne bbravely stood in front of the Martians and sang beautifully, "The sun will come out - Tomorrow - Bet your bottom dollar back tomorrow!"

The Martians quickly began to malfuction and disappeared in a flash of light.

"Go Morganne!" Sheena exclaimed.

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"All you need is love-" Celine sang.

"All together now!" A man sang

"All you need is love, love...love is all you need!" She sang.

"Why don't you shut up the Martians are gone!" Professer Flitwick yelled.

"I don't wanna shut up!"

"I don't care!"

:: ZAP ::

One last Martian zapped Flitwick and they blew up into smitherins.

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:: On A Hill ::

Celine, Sheena, Dylan, Brendon, Cedric and Dumbledore sat around Morganne, who held a guitar on her hands.

"Do, a deer, a female deer - Re, a drop of golden sun-" Morganne sang.

"Mi, a name, I call myself, fa, a long long way to run!" Brendon joined.

"So a needle pulling thread-" All of them joined in, "La, a not to follow so..."

:: In the Girl's Bathroom ::

Brendon was dancing in a can can dress to 'Valley Girl.'

"Like oh my god!" Brendon sang, after putting lip gloss on. "Like totally!"

"Shut up - I'm taking care of bizz-nits!"

Brendon didn't hear anyone so he kept on singing. Then, a boy came out of a stall.

"Hey James Bond!" He stopped singing. "You're supposed to come out of the closet not the bathroom stall!"

:: PICKPOW ::

Brandon was shot in the head...with a Lemon Head.

"Dude - are you okay?" Dylan stood beside him and looked down upon him.

Brendon looked up at him and then...Love happened. It was a beginning to a whole new movie...Brokeback Hogwarts.

:: Interview ::

"This movie, is about us. About our love," Brendon said.

"Love-sorry, I don't love you!" Dylan shook his head, "I'm just here for the Lemon Heads!"

"Ugh! Fine, here!" Brendon pulled Lemon Heads out of his ear, and gave it to Dylan.

"Sweeeet!!"