Sarah's Surprise
One day, Sarah went back to the Labyrinth to have hot sex with the Goblin King, Jareth.
"Oh, Jareth!" She called, with her script in her hand. "I have a…..hot, and….sexy surprise for you!!!"
Hoggle suddenly came out of nowhere.
"HOGGLE!!!! YOU CAME!!!" Sarah cried.
"That's what she said!" Hoggle replied with a smirk.
Sarah smacked the poor goblin across the face. "SHUT THE FUCK UP! THAT LINE IS SOOO LAST YEAR!"
"Just like your outfit! Oooh, burn!" Shouted a mysterious voice from the shadows.
"Wh-who's there?" Sarah cried, looking frantically from left to right.
"Oh, like you don't know!" Suddenly, Jareth came out from the darkness and into the light!
"OH, JARETH!!!!!!! AND I SEE YOU'RE WEARING MORE EYE SHADOW THAN EVER!!!" Sarah cried. She then ran up to the goblin king in slow motion.
Jareth dodged Sarah and kicked her to the ground. "BITCH! NOW MAKE ME THAT DAMN BIRTHDAY CAKE AND BRING OUT MY CDS!!!"
"But Jareth! We have iPods now-OH WAIT! This is the 80's!" Sarah started to laugh as the green screen in the background fell down on top of a group of goblins, crushing them all.
"AAAAHHH!!!" The goblins cried. Blood gushing from their souls!
"GREAT EFFECTS!" Jareth shouted. "Now, I'm going to go and prepare my 'crystal balls', and when I'm back-" He jammed his finger into Sarah's ear, "-you better be ready."
Sarah ripped off all her clothes, wearing sexy granny-panties and a saggy bra. "I already am, big boy!"
"UrrGgHhh…" Jareth shuddered as he ran into the other room to snort cocaine.
"Fuck. I should've left when I got the chance," Hoggle said.
"No, Hoggle! Remember at the end of the movie where I said I needed all of you guys?" Hoggle tried to remember, but everything was a blur after he drank all that vodka. Sarah continued passionately, "Well, I only meant you, Hoggle! I LOVE YOU!"
"What?!" Hoggle cried.
Sarah flung herself on top of the goblin. "And now we can be 2GETHER 4EVER!!!!!"
"4EVER???!!!" Hoggle shouted.
"YESS!!! YOU'RE A SEXY BEAST!!!!!" Sarah wrapped her arms tightly around the goblin.
"S-Sarah…" Hoggle's face started to turn blue.
"Oh, Hoggle! Your face! Are you getting an orgasm?"
Suddenly, Hoggle exploded into a thousand pieces of chocolate candy!
"CHOCOLATE RAIN!" Tay Zonday sang.
Jareth came running into the room only wearing a plaid skirt and knee-high socks. "WHO TOUCHED THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT?!" He shouted.
"It was I!" Toby spoke. He was still a baby.
"TOBY!" Jareth cried as he ran forth to Toby and embraced the infant in a hug that nearly squeezed him to death.
Sarah's eyes widened. "B-but, Jareth! I thought you loved…ME!" Sarah placed her hand gently on Jareth's arm.
He slapped her hand away. "You bitch! Do you not realize I was only luring you in so I could get to your BABY BROTHER?"
Sarah started to tear up. "B-but, the dress…..and the 'Magic Dance'…."
"All for this cute little piece of ass! Didn't you realize I was a gay child molester by my eye shadow and the helpless children crying in my room?"
"Heeeelllp usss!" The children cried. "Pleaaaasseee!"
"SHUT UP, FUCKERS!" Jareth then took Toby out of the room and slammed the door, leaving Sarah there, sobbing.
She held up her hand, "I guess I only have you now," Sarah whispered, and preceded to stick her hand down her panties when she felt a presence.
She turned around and saw about twenty goblins staring at her with their eyes wide-open.
"Go on…." A goblin motioned.
Sarah hesitated, but then took out a machine gun and shot all the goblins dead.
"You won't like me when I'm hungry," Sarah whispered, throwing the gun out the window. It exploded into a zillion pieces.
Jareth ran back into the room and music started playing. All the other characters in the Labyrinth movie who weren't dead came in and started dancing.
"DANCE MAGIC, DANCE!" Jareth sang. "DANCE MAGIC, DANCE!"
And everyone danced all night long until a volcano erupted and melted everything into ashes!
Yipeeeee!!!
THE END! :)