A/N: I'm going to use characters from a couple other books than Maximum Ride! :) Please tell me what you think of it. By the way, I had to rewrite this into something a little different 'cause it's against FF rules to have something like a chat or a script published on here... So here's the new and improved (hopefully) version!
Edit: I edited..again. Hopefully it's NOT against the rules this time, but still gets the point across ;p
I sat down at the computer at what I call home. "Hey, I'm gettin' on, anyone else wanna?" I yelled throughout the house. No one answered. We had an understanding that when I got on, everyone who could would get on, too. But that's only because when I got on was apparently the most funny part... Not sure if I should be offended or not that they all say that. A couple other people (A/N: from Percy Jackson and the House of Night series, by the way) were already logged on.
A/N:
M=Max
F=Fang
I=Iggy
E=Ella
N=Nudge
A=Angel
G=Gazzy
+=Total
P=Percy Jackson
Z=Zoey Redbird
M loggs on, F loggs on, I loggs on, E loggs on, A loggs on, P loggs on, Z loggs on
M: Hey, everyone.
After saying hi, I started to wonder-why is an online chat room saying "loggs" instead of "logs"?
F: Hey, Max.
Z: Hey, Max. What's going on?
I had to think about that for a second. End of the world and all, no biggie.
M: :) Same old, same old. How about you? You still fighting?
Z: Oh, yeah. My ex, Eric, is so mad at me. And he's still in love with me! Okay, I have serious guy problems. I have, like 3 guys that want me... Grrrrr... I'm so mad at a couple of them! But 1 guy is pretty O.K. :(... What about you? You still fighting, too?
I remember thinking, 'That's a lot. How do I respond to that?'
F, I, E, N, T, P: Who are you? And, what are you two talking about?
A: :) I know! :D I loooooooooovve being a mind reader/controller/everything else I can do! :D
Because this little girl knows everything.
M: *Rolls eyes at Angel* Everyone, Z is Zoey Redbird. She is a vampire fledgling and is VERY talented. Apparently, if she dies, then so does the world. AND, bonus for me, she has worse guy problems than me! Wait! Forget that! I did not say that! I DID NOT SAY THAT! Angel made me type that! Grrrrr... Gah! I can't go back and erase it! NOOOOOO!
A: :) Well, you shouldn't have rolled your eyes at me... OMG! MAX YOU DID NOT JUST THINK THAT! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Payback is my specialty. You shouldn't embarrass me. Ever.
M: :) I got her back. :) :)
F: What did you do to her?
Why, Fang, why do you care?
M: ...
F: Well?
Not your business, that's what I wanted to say.
M: :) That's a secret... :)
A: The horror... :( :( :( I'm SOOOOOOO SORRY MAX! I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! JUST NEVER, EVER, EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN! PLEASE!
You bet you won't. 'Cause if you do, next time I won't go easy on you. I wish I had said something like that instead.
M: K. :)
F: ...
I said "K." With a smiley. What am I turning into?
I: Ummmmmm... Max?
M: Yes, Ig?
I got this bad feeling.
I: ... Maybe this isn't a good time to tell you, but...
M: What Ig?
It just got worse.
I: I maybe kinda sorta used your favorite pair of pants as a fuse again... *winces, expecting a punch to the face or something like that*
M: ...
And this is the part where I plot my revenge to kill Iggy slowly and painfully.
A: Ig, you better run. Fast. NOW. SERIOUSLY!
M: You're so dead, Ig. :(
How dare Angel warn him. I might have gotten him if she didn't warn him first.
I: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME! HHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP...
That's the part where my computer screen read 'M loggs off "to go kill Iggy", I loggs off "to run for his life"'. Weird chat room.
F: That's my Max. :)
A: Oh, man. Ig is in for the beating of his life. WOW! That's the most vivid mental picture I've ever seen Max have! Oh, but, um, I'm not so sure that I wanted to see that much... ooooooooo...
I don't belong to anybody.
P: So, um, Fang, you and, uh, Max are, er, dating?
F: Yeah... Why?
Curious Fang is curious Fang. Violent Max is violent Max.
P: No reason. :)
E: Hey Fang! I'm soooo glad that Max dragged your butt back to the flock... :) Hi Percy, Angel, Zoey.
And Ella finally talks.
Z: Hey Ella.
P: Hey El. :)
'El'? What is 'El'? Her name is already short enough, you dimwit Percy!
E: :) *blushes and giggles*
G loggs on
She blushed. And giggled. What.
G: *Reads chat history*
G: ... Um, Ella? You and Percy are, um, together?
That would explain it.
E: Yes, yes we are.
A: I knew that! Oh, Gaz, you wanna watch what Max is doing to Ig?
What am I? A t.v. show?!
G: *shrugs* sure.
Wait what? And here we are again with the 'G loggs off "to go watch Iggy get beat up", A loggs off "to watch Iggy get beat up"'.
+ loggs on
+: *Reads chat history*
I always wonder, how does this dog even know how to read? It's enough that he talks.
+: Wow. Ig is so much trouble. I just saw Max beating him up in the forest about 20 miles in... He was really getting hurt.
My computer screen then read, 'F loggs off "to go find Max and stop her from killing Ig";Z loggs off "to go help Fang";+ loggs off "to go find Angel"'. Wow. This thing goes into a lot of detail.
E: Us two are all alone in the chat room... :)
P: :) You thinking what I'm thinking?
I did not want to see this. Ever.
E: Oh, yeah... *blushes and giggles* :D :D :D :) :D
E loggs off
I had this feeling that those two were going to... I can't even..
P loggs off "to go to Ella's room..."
What I didn't know was that my computer was still on the page, even though I was logged off. Yeah... After I got back to the room, I went and had a 'talk' with Percy and Ella.
A/N: So. What do y'all think? TELL ME IN A REVIEW PLEASE! :)