YOOOOO. So this is less of a story and more of a compilation of jokes and stuffs. I wrote the prologue like a story, but the chapter like how I found most of them online, so tell me which one you prefer. If you want to, you can imagine this being kind of like The Office or Parks and Recreation because that's how I think of it. The jokes are harder to incorporate into storylines for me, so if you've got any ideas, please tell me. Also, most of these will be pretty short because I have a life. And feel free to use the jokes in your own stories, but give credit where it's due. If you have any other questions, just ask. Jokes and ideas come from lesbianreynaara, demidorks, schist-pjo-say, that_dam_praetor, . , omg_imawitch_and_i…, and umbrellagirl13 from Instagram and Tumblr. (Not in that order.)
Prologue
Elle Decides to Make a Movie
Elle boarded the boat gracefully and purposefully. As she walked, she glanced at each crewmember's face. Annabeth looked annoyed, Piper looked bored, Leo was counting with his fingers, Hazel smiled, Frank looked uncomfortable, and Jason and Percy were playing rock-paper-scissors. Elle beamed as she took her final step onto the Argo II, the rest of Camp Half-Blood cheering her on. Jason and Percy just barely seemed to register Elle was there.
"Who the fuck is that?" Elle grimaced at Percy's words.
"Language," Annabeth mumbled.
"Whom the fuck is that?"
"No," Annabeth replied. Percy just shrugged.
Elle smiled again and introduced herself. "I'm Elle, daughter of Hermes. I thought you knew this already, but I have been given permission to document your adventures for our upcoming film festival!"
Ch. 1
Percy the Musical
On the deck of the Argo II…
Leo: *singing* Despacito-
Percy: I don't know the words, so I say Dorito-
Leo: *Shoves Percy off the boat*
*Camera zooms in on Percy as he flails in the water*
That evening when everyone is eating dinner…
Jason: Isn't it crazy?
Percy: What?
Jason: We finish each other's-
Percy: Shaving cream!
Jason: …
Jason: The heck, dude? I've been looking for it for the past month!
*Watching Percy and Jason argue*
Piper: This is bad.
Annabeth: I know.
Nico: *Appearing out of nowhere* I wish I had popcorn.
Five minutes later…
Percy: I miss Annabeth.
Piper: …
Percy: Oh gosh, I miss her so much.
Jason: …
Percy: *sighs* I miss her so freaking much-
Nico: *Slams hand down on the table* SHE'SJUSTINTHEBATHROOMWILLYOUCALMDOWNOHMYGODS.
The next morning…
Percy: Alright, listen you little shits.
Everyone: ...
Percy: Not you, Hazel. You're an angel and we're thrilled your here.
Later that day in a battle…
*Something blows up*
Nico: PERCY WHAT DID YOU DO?
Percy: My best.
Percy: *Looks Nico in the eyes* If I was trapped in a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato, I would die.
Nico: How the Hades would you even get in that situation?
THE END. Tell me what you think in the reviews!