This is pure boredom.

I OWN NOTHING!

Not Devil May Cry or Avenue Q or even Britney Spears.

Lillith was sitting at her house,bored to death,wondering 'could you really be bored to death?'.She looked over at her friend Lady.

"Hey Lady!" Lady looked up from the magazine she was reading."What?" "Can you be bored to death?" "Whatta you mean?" "Can you die from boredom?" Lillith was now very interested because this conversation seemed like a good one."Hmm" Lady placed her index finger on her chin."You know,I don't know." Silence was left."This conversation is dry as a bone." Lillith looked at the window at the moon."I know" Lady looked at the moon also & began to wonder."Hey Lillith!" "Yea?" "Why do you think they call it mooning when you flash your butt to someone?" 0.o "Wha?Heck I dunno.Maybe it's because your butt looks like the moon." Lillith stared at her friend in confusion."Maybe?Or maybe it's because the moon looks like a butt." Lady added."Or maybe it's because the first person to ever moon someone had a crator butt...that was very pale." The two girls laughed then settled down."Let's not talk about butts anymore." Lillith smiled."But what about cow butts?" Lady said as she threw her magazine on her friend's lap."No this conversation is over." the pair made odd faces at each other."Yeah but?" Lady stood up."OVER!" Lillith yelled.

Lady smiled."Well okay but just so you know." she began to do a little dance as she sang."If you were gay that'd be okay.I mean cause hey I'd like you anyways.Because you see.If it were me,I would feel free to say that I was gay,but I'm not gay."

Lillith remained seated with the magazine over her face."Lady please! I am trying to read.What?"

Lady started singing again."If you were queer." "Ah,Lady!" "I'd still be here." "Lady I'm trying to read this magazine." "Year after year"

"LADY!" "Because you're dear to me!" "Argh,I'm a pirate!" "And I know that you would accept me too" "I would?" "If I told you today 'Hey guess what I'm gay!'" Lady did her best impression of Lillith."But I'm now gay.I'm happy just being with you." "Britney Spears was drunk again?" "So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with girls?" "Lady that's gross" "I know.If you were gay I'd shout HOORAY!" "I am not listening." "And here I'd stay" "LaLaLaLa!" "But I wouldn't get in your way." "AAAH HELP!" "You can count on me to always be,beside you every day to tell you it's okay,you were just born that way,And as they say it's in your DNA YOU'RE GAY!" "BUT I'M NOT GAY!" "If you were gay" "AHHH"

As Lillith finished her last scream of terror the duo heard clapping from the doorway,they turned to see Dante standing there with a smirk on his face."Nice." he looked Lillith over."We were bored" she returned to her quiet voice."Uh-huh.So when's the next show?"

So it is not true,you cannot be bored to death,but you can be bored to singing boardway showtunes.