Author: Elliot

Elliot: I can't take it anymore. The person who created math should die a horrible terrible atrocious ghastly slow painful excruciating agonizing death.-completely ignoring the fact that said person is already dead-

Sasuke: You're not the only one with that dream.

Elliot:-stares wide-eye-Sasuke! When did you get here?

Sasuke:-annoyed-You don't need to sound so surprised. You know I'm going to publish my story.

Elliot: Your story! It was more of a joint effort. You wouldn't have been able to finish it without my help!

Avenger: Stop arguing like idiots.

Both: Hey!

Avenger: Before anything else happens on with the story.

Disclaimer: Never have and sadly never will own Harry Potter.

Dear Mr. Black and Mr. Lupin,

This letter is addressed to you on the behalf of the staff and the students of Hogwarts concerning a rather personal matter for which under normal circumstances we would not feel the need to take action but it would seem with the marauders involved no circumstances can be accounted as normal.

We're going to refrain from beating about the bush and cut right to the chase would be an appropriate term. To put it bluntly Mr. Lupin Mr. Black here is 'totally utterly irrevocably blindly fanatically fervently ardently smitten with you' (Mr. Potter's phrasing and yes we along with the majority, if not all, of Hogwarts population were pleasantly surprised of the extent of his vocabulary) and Mr. Black you will find that your affectionate not so platonic feelings are quite mutual. As stated before this is a rather personal matter but after watching Mr. Black mooning over you Mr. Lupin and with you not faring any better for years we found that we had to intervene. So we would appreciate it very much if you take this letter under consideration and confess you feeling already. And Mr. Potter would like to add 'that it was bloody time anything happened. I swear if I had to hear another rant about how wonderful Remus is or how good he looks or any other sick fantasies from Sirius I would have strangled him. Now be a pair of good canines and go find someplace to snog.' And there are a few more people who would also like to comment along the lines 'that it was about bloody time you two oblivious mutts realized you feelings.' Furthermore the Deputy Headmistress would like to warn Mr. Black that, should you heed this letter an become a couple, his new relationship with Mr. Lupin is not a excuse for slacking off neither is he allowed to touch Mr. Lupin inappropriately in public with any part of his anatomy lest of all in her class (and 'its because we are making up for lost time' is not an acceptable excuse). And the Headmaster would like to, if you choose to become a couple, congratulate you and would like to further offer you his infamous lemon drops.

We express regret if our letter has caused either of you any discomfort or embarrassment but we would be grateful if you looked at this from our point of view. We had two absolutely oblivious students 'who wouldn't know if their feelings were reciprocated even if it slapped them in their faces wearing a pink tutu and singing God rest yer merry Hippogriffs'(yes another phrasing from Mr. Potter) whose feelings were for each other are so obvious 'that a mountain troll with no bloody brain cells would realize it' (this phrase came surprisingly from Ms. Evans) so we were rather forced to take action due to an agitated population.

Yours sincerely,

The staff and students of Hogwarts.

PS: We would also warn you that the before-mentioned agitated population is most likely after you because of your obliviousness they lost the bet about when you would be getting together.

PPS: If your interested to know who won, it was Mr. Snape.

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