Sleepover From Hell

Disclaimer: I don't own POTO. Sadness TT . But that doesn't stop me from completely running with it and making it my own twisted playground of fun! YAY CHAOS!!

Summary: Phan Girls, sugar, late night silliness, snark and a board game showdown gone horribly wrong… What happens when devout Phan girls are presented with games of well… conquest and fun? What any self respecting phan would do, RULE THE WORLD!!!!


"OMG! It's almost 9 'o clock and no one's here!"

Miss Black Shadow looked up from her well dog eared copy of the Phantom of The Opera to watch the frantic blonde running around their living room. Hysterically checking if there were enough supplies for the impending invasion her sister was darting back and forth across the room, muttering the whole time. The once modern living room had been transformed into a sleepover paradise. The bare coffee table was now covered in soda and various board games. The chairs had been replaced by bean bags and the only furniture other than the large comfy couch lining the back wall was the stereo above the television hutch in the corner. The kitchen, which was adjacent to the living room, had only one occupant other than the mountain of snacks covering the dining room table. A man of the taller persuasion, with brown hair and brown eyes and all around foppish look to him was flitting around the kitchen wearing what seemed to be a fairly feminine pink apron around his waist. At first glance it looked as if he was making… cookies. Towers of pots and pans littered the kitchen and a soft haze of what Shadow could only assume was flower, wafted in the air. Shadow shook her head.

Kyle. I just can't seem to get him away from those aprons. Le sighs

The blonde whizzed past her line of vision again. Clad in only a pair of blue pajama shorts covered in coffee cups and a blue tank with the phrase 'I need caffeine' across the chest in silver, Shakespearian Rose was chaos incarnate. The blonde just seemed to be a sliver and blue streak to the untrained eye. However, Shadow was not one of those eyes, so she watched with a small smirk on her face and returned to her book.

"Rose, A. its 8:30 and B. people will show up no matter how much you freak. So you might as well sit down and wait until everyone is here. Then you can freak."

3… 2… 1…

"Wait! That doesn't make any sense."

Shadow turned the page and smirked even bigger. Above her Rose had stopped and glared down on her sister who was sprawled out on the couch. Clad in her lime green pajama pants and her glow in the dark phantom t-shirt, the petite red head ignored her sister's comment and continued to read. Erik, who had been watching from the bean bag in the corner, glowered even more than he had in the past hour.

"I still don't see why you have these silly rituals. They seem pointless and are just a nuisance to mankind."

Shadow looked up from her book and laughed. "You're just bent out of shape because you aren't allowed to touch any of the cookies until everyone gets here."

"Your point?" Erik raised an elegant eyebrow behind his mask.

Rose plopped down into a bean bag near Shadow. "I just hope I'm not forgetting anything." She sighed and sunk further into the bag and began to rattle off things on her fingers. "I have chips, drinks, candy, games…"

Shadow suddenly stopped reading and looked up to glance a look at Erik, curious to his reaction. One of Erik's eyebrows suddenly shot into his hair line almost disappearing into his perfectly coiffed hair. "Games? What games?"

Rose sighed and tried to leap up out of the bean bag. Unsuccessful at the first attempt, she tried again, all the while trying to answer Erik's question.

"There are….. uhh… they're on the… augh…. Gimme a sec… it's just…. AHHH! STUPID BUTT TRAPS OF DOOM!!!!" Rose began to flail and beat at the bean bag that would not release her. Jean walked in to see Rose begin to roll back and forth like a turtle in another attempt to escape the evil bean bag. "She sit in the bean bag of doom?" Jean asked as he entered the room. He walked to the coffee table and placed a well loved copy of Apples to Apples on top of a pile of games stacked precariously on the edge of the table.

"Yes." Shadow and Erik replied in unison not looking up from what they were doing. Erik, who had lost interest in the blonde and bean bag lump flailing in the corner, had gotten up and crossed to the coffee table to examine board games stacked on the table. "Hmm…" he muttered

"Ha HA!" Rose pumped a fist in the air as she finally freed herself from the ever eating bean bag. She dusted herself off and turned to Erik as she straightened herself out. "To answer your question, we have Uno."

"Obviously." muttered Erik, still sore about his sound thrashing from earlier on in the week.

"You're just a sore loser, Erik. Everyone quite enjoyed that game, at least I did." quipped Shadow. Snorts, smirks and giggles went around the room as most remembered Erik's utter defeat at the hands of a girl half his size. Erik threw a glare so intense that Rose wondered why the whole room didn't mushroom cloud on the spot.

"Anyways!" Rose sat down on the couch next to where Jean had sat and snuggled in to her favorite muse, throwing a glare at the evil bean bag of doom. "We also have Apples to Apples, Twister, Balderdash, and Scrabble. If we need to we can pull out the old favorites like Spin the Bottle, Dizzy Dizzy and 7 minutes in Heaven."

"7 minutes in Heaven? I'm not familiar with that game." Erik mused as he walked back to the bean bag he had previously been sitting in and gracefully sat so that his cape billowed out behind him, covering the bean bag.

"Oh you will be, don't worry about it hun." Shadow winked as she turned to look at Rose and shared a knowing wink. Erik eyes went as wide as saucers and he began to panic. He looked at Rose who only began to laugh hysterically. Shooting a pleading glance at Jean he tried to regain some of his composure. "Sorry Mate," Jean chuckled "I had to discover it on my own. All I can say is good luck"

"Who knows" Rose said perking up, "You just might enjoy it."

Erik, still slightly panicking, glanced a look at the clock. Knowing all too well the reaction he would receive shot back, "It's almost 9. Shouldn't you have guests or food to fuss over? Something might go cold."

"Heaven forbid." Dripped Shadow who had returned to sprawling over the edge of the couch and picked up her book.

"It doesn't matter anyways!" wailed Rose, "because no one is…" ding dong "COMING!"

Rose bolted for the door as Shadow sat up from her position on the couch. She turned to Erik with an amused look on her face. "So Erik! Is it so unbearable to have your phans coming to adore you that you have resorted to waiting for Kyle's cookies instead of commandeering them like usual?"

Erik looked momentarily shocked but recovered quickly. "What do you mean phans?"

Shadow began to giggle. "You mean Rose didn't tell you?"

Erik's face had suddenly paled considerably, this sent Shadow into such a fit of laughter that she began to roll on the floor.

Erik stood up and tried to pull off a menacing air by towering over the giggling teen which sent her into a larger fit of laughing. "Tell me what?" he managed to growl out.

Shadow sat up and wiped the tears from her eyes. She looked up at her now raging Phantom. "This is a PHAN party. Meaning 10 to 20 of your dearest and most raging phans are going to be locked in a house… staying up all night…. left to their own devices and …"

"Say no more." Erik began to sprint quickly towards the staircase at the end of the room. Shadow stood and called after Erik. "Running away are we? What happened to the big bad phantom that fears no one?"

As Erik practically flew up the stairs two words floated down the staircase as he momentarily paused and looked at Shadow.

"Self Preservation"

Erik turned the corner at the top of the stars and ran for Shadow's room at the end of the hallway, cape billowing out behind him. Once he was inside Shadow could hear the click of a dead bolt being slid home all the way downstairs.

Shadow chuckled and turned to see her muse Will enter from the garage where he had been fetched to get popcorn in one of Rose's spazzes from earlier. He came into the living room and looked around. "Where did Erik go?"

Shadow took the popcorn from Will and began to walk toward the kitchen. Will rounded the corner and sat in the spot recently vacated by Shadow. "He just found out that it was a phan sleepover and all but fled to my room." Shadow opened a bag and placed it in the microwave. Will chuckled as he propped his feet up on the coffee table in front of him. "Huh. I thought he knew. It's not like you guys have any other types of sleepovers anyways."

Ding dong

Will leaned over to one side to glance at Shadow who was staring at the popcorn in the microwave. "Aren't you going to get that?" Shadow paused in humming 'Popular' and swaying to and fro to throw over her shoulder, "Rose is at the door."

Will sat back and picked up a can of soda that was near his foot. He opened it with a satisfying crack and began to drink. Jean chuckled next to him. "Well this certainly isn't going to be boring. I just hope we all survive." Will sighed, "Me too mate, me too…"

"Look guys! Look who's here!"


DUM DUM DUMMMM!!

Yayness for everyone!

So yes. If you haven't guessed it already this is a cameo story!!

So here is what I am going to need.

Name

Description

Pajamas

Favorite Sleepover Game

Sleepover Accessories (Sleeping bag, ect.)

Muse and his attire (If any… wink)

And Favorite Snack Brought Along

Thanks and Loves!

OH! And first 15 get in. After that I can't guarantee that you'll get in, but I'll try!

Loving Authoress!

Shakespearian Rose