"Finn, please tell me you are not doing what I think your doing?" Kurt said, moving down the stairs quietly so he could sneak up on his brother. Well, it definately worked as Finn jumped and quickly turned, hiding the laptop from plain sight. He was blushing fircely.
"I have no idea what your talking about."
"I'm talking about you going through my favorites. I mean seriously, I honestly don't think you would have ended up on FanFiction if you weren't looking somewhere in the history." He said, coming to look over his shoulder. He was looking at Heroes fanfiction. Kurt resisted the urge to laugh out loud.
"You know, you do kind of look like Matt Parkman. Except I don't think you can read minds yet."
"No, not yet, but that would be super cool! Do you really think I look like Matt?" Finn asked, his face lighting up in childlike wonder. His step brother smiled goodnaturedly, glad that he had actually paid attention to one of Finn's numerous TV shows.
"Definately, however Molly is my favorite. Too adorible for words, and the father daughter thing between them? Best part of the show." He said, sitting in the chair with him. They both knew that about a year ago, this would have been beyond awkward, but they had moved past that. Now they were brothers, though they acted more like friends. Kurt took the mouse, going back to the TV Shows page. He schrolled around, looking for anything interesting. He had read a lot of fanfiction on books, but TV shows were new to him. Finn had just groaned as the cursor went over Gilmore Girls when something caught both of their eyes.
"Glee? As in..." Finn asked, getting closer to the computer as if the answer lie there. Kurt shook his head in disbelief.
"No, no it can't be. Not..." He trailed off, looking at Finn. He had mischief written all over his face.
"I say we click it just to see what it is." He said, looking excited. Kurt got a feeling that this might not be a good idea, but that button was almost impossible to resist. He moved the cursor over it, casting a doubtful glance Finn's way.
"This is crazy."
"But it'll be fun. Lets go!" Finn said, putting his hand over Kurt's on the mouse. Together, they pushed the button. What they saw shocked them, and would be sure to stay with them for the rest of their lives.
"Holy crap."
"We have a whole archive of stories about us." The brothers looked at each other in disbelief. Neither really knew what to say or how to feel about thousands of people writing stories about their personal lives.
"You think they're stalking us or something?" Finn asked, nervously checking the room for cameras. Kurt shook his head, laughing.
"No, I think this is probably some sort of dream. That or maybe we have a TV show completely about us." He said. For a moment they just stared at each other, but then reactions caught up with them.
"Awesome!" They both enthused, an excited gleam to their eye.
"I bet they like me better." Finn joked, beginning to look through the various story summeries at lightning speed.
"We'll just have to see about that." Kurt said, taking the mouse back. "Honestly, your never going to see like that. Here. Oh good lord, what is Faberry?" Kurt asked, stopping to gawk at one of the stories. Finn burst out laughing.
"Oh wow, that would be completely...wow." He said between breaths.
"Apparently she's an assassin for hire too, and she must 'unveil Rachel's secrets'? That sounds interesting, yet I dont think i'll ever be able to look at Quinn the same again. Or Rachel for that matter." He said, making Finn laugh even harder. That was, until they saw the next heading.
"The five times Kurt Hummel and Finn Hudson kissed accidentally and the one time it wasnt an accident? Whaa...?"
"You took the words right out of my mouth. Guess your Matt Parkman after all.
A/N Ok, im pretty sure this is crazy, but this idea has been in my head for a while. The credits for the titles go to "Accidents? or is fate trying to tell us something?" MihealandMail4ever and "Bulletproof Romance" Holograph. Both of the titles caught my attention and seemed sort of perfect for this fic. So...do you like it? Hate it? Cause im not quite sure. I'll continue this if you like it! If any of you have any stories that I could incorperate in here, please tell me in your wonderful reviews! Because reviews are love, and yes, ill have Matt Parkman read your mind and tell me what you think if you don't review (can anyone tell I was watching Heroes on Netflix before I wrote this?) Thanks for reading!