Chapter 1
"So where's he going to stay!" A woman's voice pierced the air.
"Stop shouting Mrs. Weasley you'll wake him, and I've already told you, I- we'll care for him. I am his godfather after all, and Remus and Tonks named me guardian in their will. Ginny and I have already bought a house, all that's missing is Teddy." Said Harry Potter, he could not have been more calm, something he learned from Albus Dumbledore.
"Nonsense!" shrieked a woman of old age, "He's living with me. I'm one of his last relatives, I'm his grandmother!"
"Yes Mrs. Tonks, we've established that already, but if you don't mind me saying-"
"I certainly do!"
"-you are getting on. How do you think he'll feel if he has to change families, houses and schools halfway thr-"
"Excuse me Mr. Potter, I know you've just killed You- Kn-"
"There's no excuse for not calling him by his name, he's dead-"
"As I was saying, I know you've just killed Voldemort, and I'm extremely grateful for that, but it doesn't mean you know how to do everything, especially not parenting-"
"That's no-"
"-nor does it mean that I plan to drop dead anytime soon." This last remark drew many chuckles from the members of the room.
"That's not what I meant." Said Harry as calmly as ever.
"Yes it was!" The room burst into a series of exclamations, "No he didn't"
"Yes he did!"
This continued for many more minutes before a fairly large wizard got up on a table and shot sparks out of his wand. "SHUT UP!" he roared. The room fell silent immediately. "you all know Remus and Tonks wouldn't have wanted it like this. If"
The memory of Quagrime Demis stopped there. Rufus Scrimgeour was thrust back into the real world to be met only to enthusiastically by his assistant. "Well Minister? What do you think?" an excited Percy Weasley shot at him as soon as he sat down.
"I think," Scrimgeour said in a barely audible whisper. "I think that we should check in with this Ted Lupin."