1Why the Chicken Crossed the Road According to LOST:
Jack: Did he get hurt? Maybe someone should have been helping him cross the road…which way did he go?
Kate: The chicken left? We have to save it! *sob*
Locke: Because it was his destiny.
Sawyer: I don't care, Colonel Sanders, you go find out.
Sayid: I don't know, but I'll find out exactly why he was crossing the road in an hour.
Ben: To get to the other side.
Charlie: Wait a minute, mate, I think I've heard this one before.
Jacob: Because I told it to. Now I need to you to go find the chicken and bring it back to me.
Claire: Aw, chicken. How cute.
Mr. Eko: Because he was searching for his path.
Ana Lucia: I missed one?
Libby: I'm sure the chicken will be just fine, don't worry.
Faraday: Uhhhhhhuhhhhhhuhhhhh, he was scared?
Miles: You saw it too?
Charlotte: Seriously, that is not the weirdest thing about this island…
Desmond: There is no proof he did cross the road. There's no proof there was even a chicken. The real question brotha, is who built the road?
Michael: WAALLTT!
Juliet: I'm not sure I know exactly which chicken you're referring to.
Richard: That wasn't a chicken.
Mikhail: Why must we continue to play these little games?
Boone: *dies*
Shannon: Who cares?
Rousseau: The chicken was very, very sick.
Hurley: Dude…chicken?