I'm sure all of my faithful readers are thinking me crazy for starting another challenge with all of the things I have going on right now. My only excuse is that this one was too good to pass up! I'm going to take on the Smut University Challenge by Rosalie's Revenge :) The challenge itself and rules are as follows:

Challenge:

- Choose your own pairing. It can be one you usually write, or something completely different.

- When you sign up I'll give you a prompt to start the story off. This will be the starting point for your plot. From there you can build your own story. Go crazy!

- There must be sex in every chapter. (Not necessarily between the main characters, but something - even if it's not the main focus). Non-con allowed, and pretty much anything goes.

- Every week I will post three new prompts. One or more of them must feature in your next round of sexin'. They could be anything from tame to kinky to just plain weird, so prepare to do your research and get creative! If you want to use all three prompts in one chapter, go ahead. Similarly, if you want to post three chapters in a week using all my prompts, you can. But only one is required.

Rules:

- All pairings allowed, no holds barred. Do your worst.

- You can update more than once a week if you like, using ideas of your own. But if a similar idea crops up as a later prompt you still have to write it!

- This challenge can be applied to a story you're already writing, or become a new story of its own.

- Can go on for as many chapters as you want, oneshots included if there's just one prompt that takes your fancy.

Here were my prompts:

- To promote inter-House unity, half the Gryffindors are told to move into Slytherin dorms and vice versa. (Same for Ravies and Huffles, of course). Rose has to room with two Slytherin girls. Scorpius hates the plan and will do ANYTHING to get her and the other Gryffs to leave. The ensuing prank war leads to unexpected consequences for the two of them.

- The Muggle Studies teacher despairs of Rose and Scorpius's constant debates and clash of opinions in class. The two are locked in a classroom every M.S. lesson until they resolve their differences. Sooner or later, something's got to give...

- Rose wants to annoy her parents. Scorpius is fed up with his. They both decide to seduce the person who their parents will hate most of all - which just happens to be each other.

I chose the first one due to the general challenge and originality of it. As you can see, this is going to be a fun one! It is RATED M for a reason. Smut can be expected in EVERY chapter, along with other adult themes. I hope you all enjoy.

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."

-Oscar Wilde

Danger Zone: Chapter 1

She jumped up and down, pushed with all of her strength, huffed and heaved, and even made her best friend, Alice Longbottom, sit on it with her. No matter what Rose Weasley did, she could not close her overly stuffed trunk.

"Come on, you bloody, good for nothing, piece of luggage! You're going to shut whether you like it or not!" she fussed as she blew a chunk of dark copper hair out of her face.

Twenty minutes and a still open trunk later, Rose threw herself across her Gryffindor red bed sheets with a frustrated sigh. The only reason she packed that stupid trunk was because of Professor Dumbledore's portrait's new, crazy plan for House Unity. Even in the afterlife his ideas still haunted the students of Hogwarts.

Throughout the years of his life, Professor Dumbledore grew famous for his ploys to increase the bond between the different houses of Hogwarts, but he had minimal luck in succeeding. Now, though, the portrait version of himself thought this plan flawless.

Half of the Ravenclaws would move into the Hufflepuff dorms, and vice versa. The same would happen with Gryffindors and Slytherins. It was a devious, rather smart idea in Rose's mind. The Gryffindors befriending Ravenclaws or Hufflepuffs was not uncommon, but a Gryffindor and a Slytherin was not something one normally saw.

Rose put her arms above her head, laying them on her pillow. The rest of her seventh year at Hogwarts was going to be uncomfortable. She would be forced to room with two Slytherin girls in the same year as she, and that would not go well, she knew for sure. Yeah, she would have another Gryffindor in the room with her, but two snakes versus two lions could end up incredibly messy, especially with her fiery temper.

The redhead really had no other problems with Dumbledore's plan, but the more she started to think about it, the more she thought it was doomed from the start. Ever since her third year, when she developed her self-confidence, she had tried her best to encourage house unity among every other house except for Slytherin. It's members were overbearingly snobby and cold, and they never would give her the time of day unless making a snide remark to her or her family members. And now she would be stuck living in their quarters for the remainder of her final year at Hogwarts.

"Oh, boy," she thought, "this is going to be awful! Wait… No, not awful. What does Mum tell you, Rose? 'Always look for the best in others, even if no one else does.' Right, that's what I need to do. I've gotta be positive about this whole thing. Who knows, maybe it'll actually work!"

The Gryffindor girl sprinted out of her shared room, nearly tripping over her trunk on the way out. She needed to find Hugo and remind him of their mother's words. He was sure to be worried about staying in Ravenclaw Tower for the rest of term.

As she reached the common room, she was met by couples frantically snogging as though they would never see each other again.

"Go figure, they all think it's the end of the world simply because they won't be sharing a common room anymore. Idiots," she rolled her eyes as she made her way through the maze of bodies and out the portrait of the Fat Lady.

A fourth year Hufflepuff stood in front of a still-life of a fruit bowl. Rose sighed in relief, happy that she wouldn't have to wrack her brain for the password. She had too much on her mind as it was.

"Hey, I need in so I can speak to my brother, Hugo. Can I follow you?" she asked, desperation evident in her voice.

With a shrug, the younger wizard stepped aside as the portrait swung open and allowed her to enter. She hurried through the rounded passageway and into the Hufflepuff common room. It was free of snogging teenagers, clinging desperately to one another, she noted. Hugo sat in a large, squishy armchair, much like the ones in the Gryffindor common room only yellow.

"Hugh!" Rose hugged her younger brother to her chest, "How are you feeling? Are you nervous?" she asked, holding him at arms length and sounding just like their mother.

He shook his red-tinted hair out of his eyes before answering his older sister, "A bit. I don't know how I'm ever going to figure out the answers to the riddles. I'll be standing outside the entrance forever!"

She chuckled at his nervousness, "Just remember, Hugh, Mom would want us both to be positive about this. You'll do just fine."

"I'm more worried about you, Rose. You're going to be stuck with the Slytherins for the rest of term," his voice became a whisper as though he were afraid of being overheard by one of the slimy snakes.

Putting a hand on his shoulder, she tried her best to control her facial features. She couldn't let him see how much she was dreading living with them, "Listen, baby brother, you don't need to worry about me. I can handle them! Plus, I'll be able to see Fred more often now that I'll be in Slytherin with him. He's one of the ones who has to stay instead of switching."

Hugo smiled slightly, "Yeah, I didn't think about that. Is Albus staying in Gryffindor? Lily kept complaining that she was being sent from Slytherin to Gryffindor, so I'm sure he would love to keep an eye on her since James left last year."

"Yep, Lil is switching, and Al is staying. He'll be overjoyed to get her away from Malfoy. They've been spending quite a lot of time together, I've noticed, which is weird because she's only a fifth year and he's a seventh year, like me. It really shouldn't come as a shock, though. That kid is such a man-slag," Rose's ears began turning red with her agitation, a trait she inherited from her father.

"Well, Rosie, I need to go finish packing. Lorcan asked me to help him with his trunk. I'll find you if I have trouble getting into Ravenclaw Tower. Oh, I just remembered, Molly's a Ravenclaw! She'll surely be able to help. Nevermind, Rose! Love you," Hugo bid his sister goodbye as he hurried up the steps toward his room.

"Love you, too, Hugh! Be careful!" she called out before returning to her own house, not looking forward to enduring round two with her stubborn trunk.

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Trunk finally closed with a simple spell (Malfoy would no doubt have some smart remark about her lack of common sense in not using it in the first place) and safely shrunken to fit in the pocket of her robes, Rose lead the younger Gryffindors to the rest of the group waiting to make their way to the Dungeons.

"Rose!" the redhead looked for the source of her name, recognizing the voice, but not being able to place it with the noise of other frantic or excited students around her.

"Rose!" it came again, but this time a hand pulled on her arm, also.

She shrieked as she lost her balance nearly tumbling to the floor, "Eiiik! Albus, I swear, if you do that one- Oh, Alice! It's only you. Goodness, you frightened me."

The blonde giggled as she hugged her best friend tightly, "I'm going to miss rooming with you, Rose! It's been this way for six and a half years! Now I get stuck with two snakes and Samantha! Who else am I going to bother with juicy gossip about Alex Zabini and Cassie Thomas shagging like rabbits in the library? No other girl in her right mind would pass on hearing something as intriguing as that!"

Rose blushed and shook her head, "Alice, your parents would have a heart attack if they heard you speaking like that!"

"So you tell me every single time I say anything even remotely in the gutter, but do I care? Noooo! It's not like you can really talk, Miss 'Excuse My French,'" she laughed, the sound tinkling in her throat.

"I can't help cursing, Alice! You know that. The only time I really do is when that git Malfoy makes some smart ass comment. Ugh, he's such a pompous, slimy, womanizing prick!" Rose ranted, angry about being in his domain for the next few months.

Alice Longbottom, only daughter of Hannah Abbot and Neville Longbottom, merely gave the redhead a knowing look and chuckled.

"You'd better be going, honey. Everyone else is moving. I'll miss you, but I'll still see you in lessons and in the Great Hall," the blonde girl pulled Rose into another hug before releasing her.

Rose nodded in agreement, "And during frees!" she promised before joining the slow-moving mass of students making their way to the Dungeons.

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"Alright, everyone. Gather 'round, gather 'round. Quiet down, all of you!" came the voice of Professor Slughorn, the Head of Slytherin house. "Seeing as you all will be staying in the Slytherin dorms for the rest of term, you are now under my house. You will room with Slytherins, gain or lose points for Slytherin, play Quidditch for Slytherin if you were previously on the Gryffindor team, eat every meal at the Slytherin table, and be treated as Slytherins."

Grumbles and snorts could be heard with Slughorn's last comment. No one expected to be treated as a Slytherin. The snake's despised Gryffindors and that would never change just because they were forced to live with them.

"The password is 'Liquid Luck.' I advise you not to forget it, as Slytherins are well-known for leaving many forgetful students standing in the corridor until someone merciful comes along, which tend to be few and far between. Now, off to your rooms all of you! Girls are through the common room and to the left, boys are the same to the right. If you need me, I will be in my office," Slughorn left with a flick of his robes.

A group sigh permeated the air before a single Gryffindor took a step into the Slytherin common room. Rose rolled her eyes.

"Come on, guys. There's nothing to be afraid of. Those of you who have fallen victim to their bullying before, that won't happen here. If we all stick together, then they can do nothing to harm us. It's as simple as that. Where's your Gryffindor courage?" Rose gave a little pep talk before mustering up her own courage and saying the password.

The group shuffled into the common room, many half-expecting to see some sort of torture chamber unfold before their eyes. Fortunately, no such thing was to be found. Only groups of black leather chairs and couches were placed around the dark, stone room with black tables set near them. High ceilings with columns reaching up to them gave it an aristocratic feel, reminding Rose of the ancient Roman buildings she saw on vacation with her parents. The room seemed to give off an arrogance that felt so uniquely Slytherin in it's entirety. Rose snorted in disgust.

A large archway lead to what Rose suspected to be the dorms. There were already Slytherins sending death glares their way, and they hadn't even done so much as utter a word.

"Lovely," she muttered under her breath before heading to the left side of the archway.

Gryffindors, now Slytherins, scattered immediately, afraid of being left alone inside the Slytherin common room. One surprisingly friendly Slytherin girl lead the younger ones to their rooms before showing the older students to theirs as well. Each year had their own set of rooms separated by an undecorated length of stone wall.

Rose, already assuming the older student's dorms would be further down the little corridor, stood in front of the last set of the dark, wooden doors. A silver, shining X was glowing across the middle of it. Unsure as to what that meant, Rose turned the knob.

The pitch black room immediately became filled with feminine moans and groans coming from one of the four green covered beds. Rose's mouth dropped open, a blush creeping up her neck to her cheeks.

A velvety smooth male voice broke through the sounds of pleasure.

"Babe, I don't think we're alone anymore," the voice came across as somewhat relieved. Rose thought she recognized the timbre, but without a face to match it, she remained incredibly confused and embarrassed at intruding on something so personal.

The female groaned in annoyance, "I don't care, baby! It's probably just Marietta back from Derrick's room. You know you don't want to walk away from me right now, not when you need me to finish you off."

The male scoffed, "I don't need you to do anything," an arrogant sneer had to be plastered to his face as he spoke, Rose thought.

Hushed, angry whispers were exchanged before the emerald bed curtain was ripped aside to reveal the couple. Danielle Flint and Scorpius Malfoy.

Rose blushed an even deeper red, before looking away, "Here I am, standing in the doorway of my new dorm room, intruding on my new roommate's personal time with Malfoy, of all people. Great."

"Don't you know not to enter a room without knocking when the X is on the door? Jeez, you Gryffindors are idiots," said the dark haired brunette as she lazily buttoned up her school blouse.

A perfectly messy, platinum blonde head looked to the floor as he reached down to grab a shirt before standing up. He chuckled mirthfully while he looked over at Rose.

"Well, well, well, Red. Looks like your innocent eyes and ears have been tainted. Surely you'll fit right in, now. Welcome to the Danger Zone," Scorpius Malfoy drawled, sarcasm dripping from every word.

"For your information, Malfoy," she spat his surname, anger beginning to boil inside her, "it's not any of your business whether anything of mine is or isn't innocent."

Malfoy shot a glare her direction before pulling on his shirt over his head. Rose couldn't help but follow his movements, eyes trailing across his toned chest and defined abs before resting on the obvious bulge in his trousers. With a mental slap to herself, Rose pulled her eyes away from the boy she loathed from the moment she met him. There was absolutely nothing appealing about him. Nothing.

Danielle Flint, daughter of Pansy Parkinson and Marcus Flint and notorious whore around Hogwarts, stood and made her way over to Malfoy, hips swaying. She draped herself over him, pulling his face to hers for what Rose assumed was supposed to be a passionate kiss. Malfoy didn't seem to be too into it, though. Not that she cared.

The brunette flounced out of the room with a swish of her short skirt and a roll of her eyes to Rose. With only the two of them left, then tension tightened between Rose and Malfoy.

"Just wonderful. The first fucking night that you arrogant Gryffindors invade my space, I come face to face with the Queen Bitch herself," the blonde Slytherin cursed his luck.

Rose gave an unlady-like snort, "Please! As if any of us Gryffindors want to live in the same area as the likes of you! You're the ones who are arrogant, strutting around the castle like you're bloody peacocks or something!"

"'Gryffindor Courage,' my arse. More like every single one of you has a damn hero complex and need to be waited on hand and foot!"

"From where I stand, that's you and your idiotic 'bad-boy' crew. You expect everything to be handed to you, and then you all go crying to your daddies the second something goes wrong!"

His face, cold and hard, was the opposite of his eyes. The gray-blue orbs were alight with a fire that only ignited when he was incredibly pissed off or in the throws of passion.

"Believe me, Red, your little Gryffindorks are going to regret even stepping into my common room. Mark my words."

And with that, Rose was left in the unfamiliar room, irate and alone. She paced back and forth in the room, muttering to herself about how much of an egotistical jerk Malfoy was. Her dark copper hair practically sparked with electricity. If he wanted to threaten the safety of herself, she could handle that; but to threaten her friends and the younger students was an entirely different issue.

Rose Weasley ground her teeth together as she thought out a plan. Scorpius Malfoy was even more of an idiot than she knew him to be if he really went through with his threat. She was a lioness through and through. She would do whatever it took to protect her cubs, and from experience, Malfoy knew that.

"Let the games begin," Rose growled as she expanded her trunk and picked a bed. She might as well go ahead and get settled. She or the Gryffindors wouldn't be going anywhere any time soon.

So, how was that for a start? Review to let me know what you think!

You all can definitely expect smut in every single chapter, seeing as that is one of the requirements. It may not be at the forefront, but it'll be there :)

The next chapter may be postponed a bit due to the incredibly important play I have coming up in a few weeks. I'll try my hardest to update if I can.

Thanks for reading xD

xoxo Princess