Hey everyone! As I promised, here's a collection of drabbles/one-shots of Furuichi and the Pillar Division! Granted, I might have one or two of the chapters in my "Konketsu no Shoujo" universe, but majority of it will be in certain parts of the manga. The mood of the stories will vary from friendship to angst to romance.

Here's the first one, in which Hecadoth and Agiel, now contracted to Furuichi, have to move in with him and his family. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Beelzebub belongs to Ryuuhei Tamura, not me.

Story 1: The Wrong Idea

Characters: Furuichi, Hecadoth, Agiel

Pairings: None

Summary: His family always took certain things the wrong way. He shouldn't be so surprised to know that they took Hecadoth's and Agiel's introductions the wrong way either.

Furuichi's family was very confused at the situation here. First of all, their son brought both a boy and a girl home with him. Second, they both had trenchcoats and strange tattoos, the boy having his on his face and the girl having hers on her thigh. Third, the boy had strange fin ears, long black hair, and looked like a soldier in the military, while the girl wore a bikini and a hat that looked like a mix between a pirate hat and a graduation cap. Currently, they were both kneeling and introducing themselves, both of them speaking fluent Japanese.

"Starting today, my comrade and I will be living here under your care," the male said, a polite, pleasing smile on his face as he and the girl bowed. "My name is Hecadoth and this is Agiel. Please, think of us as your new son-in-law and daughter-in-law."

"H-Hold on!" Furuichi interjected, looking panicky. "They're gonna take that the wrong way!"

Hecadoth and Agiel both glanced at him. "Is there a problem?" Hecadoth asked, his expression mildly amused and far from innocent.

Furuichi's jaw dropped. "Hell yeah, there is a problem!" he insisted. "Everyone's already shocked!" Sure enough, Furuichi's mom looked like she was about to have a heart attack, Furuichi's dad was simply stunned, and Honoka's jaw was hanging open.

"I thought that's how it's done in this country," Agiel commented, her eyes glinting mischievously.

"Says who?!" Furuichi retorted.

This country…? Furuichi's dad thought. They're also from Macau?

I can't believe it! Takayuki brought home both a boy and a girl! Furuichi's mom thought.

That guy looks seriously hot! But the girl… her boobs are huge! Honoka thought.

"How do you know them so well, son?" Furuichi's mom asked.

"You see, I-" Furuichi started to say, but was cut off by Hecadoth.

"He's our lieutenant," he said, a small smile crossing his face. "And he's a great lieutenant. It felt great to be inside of him."

At that statement, Furuichi lost all his colour and his mouth dropped open. Likewise, his mom and dad were stunned at that. Honoka was immediately hit with a nosebleed as a fantasy came into her mind, no doubt with her brother as the uke and this cool-looking Hecadoth guy as the seme.

"Yeah, he's amazing," Agiel continued. "I got to take great care of him as well, and it was a lot of fun~!"

Once again, his family was stunned into silence. Honoka had another fantasy in which this Agiel girl got involved.

Furuichi's dad turned to his son immediately. "Son, why didn't you tell us sooner! We'll love you no matter what kind of preferences you have!"

"Wait, what?!"

"You two are most welcome to stay here!" his dad said, turning to Hecadoth and Agiel.

Furuichi's mom also bowed to the two of them, smiling. "Yes, you two are welcome here. We're glad to be having you here, Hecadoth-kun, Agiel-chan," she said kindly.

"No, it is us who should be thanking you for your hospitality," Hecadoth thanked, the same smile on his face. "And please, just call me Hecadoth."

"And just call me Agiel," Agiel added, smiling politely as well.