Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Percy Jackson And The Olympians series OR Naruto. I only own some money, and I seriously doubt I could buy both of them AND the new laptop I want with twenty bucks… I need money…

A/N: Do you have any dead relatives? My Aunt Sally and my brother, Kevin are dead… I miss them… R&R! Flames accepted!

Percy Jackson walked up to the high school that Chiron had told him he had to go to. Annabeth had come with him too because Mr. D felt like it, although he probably wanted them both gone. The school was inviting, with red bricks and blue-rimmed windows and doors, but Percy still felt weird approaching the school.

"Annabeth? Do you feel something?" Percy asked.

"Yeah, Percy… It feels weird…" Annabeth whispered. "Like I know something is going to happen."

The pair walked forward into the school. The teenagers in the school didn't really notice them as they walked through the halls of the school.

"Hello, Students!" A balding man said to Percy and Annabeth. "I am the headmaster, Mr. Balm." Percy shook his hand and so did Annabeth.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, sir." Percy said.

"Nice to meet you!" Mr. Balm said excitedly. "We have some troublemakers here…" a kid walked up Mr. Balm and whispered in his ear. "What? NARUTO! GET OVER HERE!"

The balding headmaster sprinted off into the maze of hallways and classrooms. Percy looked over at Annabeth and shrugged. Annabeth had a look on her face that practically screamed What the heck was all that about?

"Well, I guess that was one." Percy said.

Naruto held a can of paint in one hand and a brush in another. He was sprinting to get away from Mr. Balm because Naruto had painted Japanese curse words on the lockers.

"AHHHHHHHHH-!" Naruto yelled as he ran into a wall. "Ouch..."

"Naruto, you're in BIG trouble." Mr. Balm said to the dazed boy. "You vandalized school property and wrote something- probably offensive – on the lockers!"

"What are you going to do to about it, huh?" Naruto asked the headmaster menacingly. He could see something… weird about him. He didn't look that human.

Mr. Balm seemed at a loss for words as he looked at the blonde-haired teen.

"I'll tell you at the end of the day." Mr. Balm said, his face turning red.

Naruto got up and shook his head to get rid of the ringing in his ears. He stuck his hands in his pockets and walked into the main hall. He saw two people at their lockers talking nervously and looking around.

"Must be new kids." Naruto said. "I'll say hi." He walked over to the boy and the girl and tapped on the boy's shoulder. The boy turned around quickly and looked him in the eye.

Percy turned around to see a boy with whisker marks on his face and yellow hair. His eyes were blue and he was wearing an orange and black jumpsuit.

"Who are you?" Percy asked.

"I'm Naruto, that kid who got yelled at by the evil Mr. Balm." The kid said. His eyes widened and he yelled, "LOOKOUT!"

Percy turned around and saw Mr. Balm leaping at him with his hands outstretched.

"M-Mr. Balm? What are you doing?" he stuttered.

Naruto looked confused, "He's not Mr. Balm! He's some… weird… lion… with a spiky tail!"

Percy's face turned white as he turned and saw a chimera leaping at him. Annabeth screamed.

"Percy Jackson." Mr. Balm said with bloodlust in his eyes. "I've been waiting a long time for this!"

Percy reached in his pocket and pulled out his pen and uncapped it. The small writing utensil turned into a well-balanced sword.

"Woah" Naruto said. "What's going on?... and nobody is here. Just great. Ah, whatever. SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!"

Percy reappeared in front of Naruto, stopping the chimera from eating Naruto's clone.

"Why are there two of you?" Percy asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Long story. We have to leave! My clone will distract Mr. Balm." Naruto said. The trio ran out of the school leaving the students wondering what had just happened.

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