Title: iSaid No
Rated K+
Summary: "You're not even going to think about it?" Seddie dialogue.
Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.
A/N: Eh, I'm not crazy about this one but I don't mind it. All of it is dialogue, so it may be confusing but just know that Freddie is the one who speaks first. I'm just jumping back into fanfiction now but I don't know how much I'll be updating this Fall because of college. Please review if you can.
No.
"You're not even going to think about it?"
No.
"What if I said I'd give you a whole day to decide?"
No.
"Two days?"
No.
"How about a week?"
No.
"This is unfair. Can't you just give us a chance?"
No.
"But I can't stop feeling that things would work out between us. Even Carly thinks we'd make a cute couple. Can't you just agree with me this once?"
Ask again later.
"Fredward!"
"Sam! Don't sneak up on me like that!"
"Whatever. Look, do you want to go to the movies tonight? Carly can't hang out and I don't want to movie hop alone."
"Why can't Carly come?"
"She's trying to help Spencer find his Magic Meatball. They think Chuck took it. So do you want to go to the movies or not?"
"Wait...are you asking me out on a date?"
"If I were, I'd make you buy me dinner beforehand."
"I could...buy you dinner."
"You should pick me up around seven. I'm not sure when the movie ends though."
"Dates usually start around seven, don't they?"
"Don't be late picking me up. And could you pay for the popcorn? I'm kind of dry at the moment."
"Popcorn counts as dinner...doesn't it?"
"What are you going on about? Never mind, I don't want to know. Just be ready by seven or else. Later, Fredweird."
"Okay, one more question. Am I going on a date with Sam Puckett tonight?"
The answer is yes.
"Success!"
-Fin-
A/N: So, Freddie is probably OOC in this. I really need to learn how to nail his character. Anyway, I hope that wasn't too confusing. Basically the quoted dialogue was Freddie and Sam and the non-quoted dialogue was the meatball. Don't ask me how or why Freddie got ahold of Spencer's toy. I still don't know myself.
"Never let go of the one you truly love."
-December'sRose