Two-tailed Paradise
Disclaimer: I don' own Sonic, Tails, or anything related to it. SEGA, DiC, and Archie own all rights to them. Weird Al owns the song. I don't.
NOTE: HOW MANY AMISH PARADISE PARODIES DO I HAVE LEFT IN ME?!? ^__^
(Tails is standing in a dark room with a single light shining on him)
As I walk through the Green Hill,
where I begin to play,
I take a look my bud,
and release he's pretty plain.
But that's just perfect for chibi like me,
you know I watched Sonic make out with aunt Sally.
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm in Labyrinth.
Kickin' it with the downunda all seperate, fool.
And I've been hangin' and swingin' so long,
that even Dulcy thinks that my mind is gone.
I'm a man of the land, I am not disciplined.
Got a emerald in my hand,
and four birds behind me,
but if I end up saving the world,
and they end up crying,
then tonight, I'm gonna party like it's 2999.
We've been spendin' most of our lives,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
I take charge once or twice,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
It's hard work, but it is nice,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
I fight back when it is time,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
A stupid bot kicked me in the butt last week,
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek.
I really don't care, in fact, I wish him well.
Cause I'll be laughing my head off,
when I cut him in two!
But I ain't never punched a SWATbot, even if he deserved it.
A chibi with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of!
I never wear buttons, but I got got some cool shoes.
And Downunda agrees, I really look good in orange, fool!
If you come to Knothole, you'll be bored to tears.
They haven't even payed the phone bill in 300 years!
But they ain't really quaint, so please, don't point and stare.
They're just technologically impared.
I'm a fox who rocks, end of statement,
don't you dare disagree.
Cause if you try to do so,
get ready to feel lots of pain!
We've been spendin' most our lives,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
I'm a plain and simple guy,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
Robuttnik is out of time,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
I will fight, but I play nice,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
Hitchin' up the rings,
gettin' the downunda,
beat Robuttnik Monday,
then again tommorow.
Think you're pretty kawaii?
Think you're tough at heart?
Well I know I'm a billion times as better as you are!
I'm the coolest fox that Freedom Fighters wanna see,
like on my knees, day and night, scorin' points for the super-time!
So don't be strange, and don't be gripy,
or else, buddy, I'm might have to go Super on you, chachi!
We've been spendin' most our lives,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
They're all crazy rust-buckets,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
You can't run and you can't hide,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
Cause I'll go Super in time,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
Ohhhhh, oh, oh, ohhhhh, oh
Oh, oh, ohhhhh, oh, oh, ohhhhhhh, yuck! (Lights fade out)
Disclaimer: I don' own Sonic, Tails, or anything related to it. SEGA, DiC, and Archie own all rights to them. Weird Al owns the song. I don't.
NOTE: HOW MANY AMISH PARADISE PARODIES DO I HAVE LEFT IN ME?!? ^__^
(Tails is standing in a dark room with a single light shining on him)
As I walk through the Green Hill,
where I begin to play,
I take a look my bud,
and release he's pretty plain.
But that's just perfect for chibi like me,
you know I watched Sonic make out with aunt Sally.
At 4:30 in the morning, I'm in Labyrinth.
Kickin' it with the downunda all seperate, fool.
And I've been hangin' and swingin' so long,
that even Dulcy thinks that my mind is gone.
I'm a man of the land, I am not disciplined.
Got a emerald in my hand,
and four birds behind me,
but if I end up saving the world,
and they end up crying,
then tonight, I'm gonna party like it's 2999.
We've been spendin' most of our lives,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
I take charge once or twice,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
It's hard work, but it is nice,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
I fight back when it is time,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
A stupid bot kicked me in the butt last week,
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek.
I really don't care, in fact, I wish him well.
Cause I'll be laughing my head off,
when I cut him in two!
But I ain't never punched a SWATbot, even if he deserved it.
A chibi with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of!
I never wear buttons, but I got got some cool shoes.
And Downunda agrees, I really look good in orange, fool!
If you come to Knothole, you'll be bored to tears.
They haven't even payed the phone bill in 300 years!
But they ain't really quaint, so please, don't point and stare.
They're just technologically impared.
I'm a fox who rocks, end of statement,
don't you dare disagree.
Cause if you try to do so,
get ready to feel lots of pain!
We've been spendin' most our lives,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
I'm a plain and simple guy,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
Robuttnik is out of time,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
I will fight, but I play nice,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
Hitchin' up the rings,
gettin' the downunda,
beat Robuttnik Monday,
then again tommorow.
Think you're pretty kawaii?
Think you're tough at heart?
Well I know I'm a billion times as better as you are!
I'm the coolest fox that Freedom Fighters wanna see,
like on my knees, day and night, scorin' points for the super-time!
So don't be strange, and don't be gripy,
or else, buddy, I'm might have to go Super on you, chachi!
We've been spendin' most our lives,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
They're all crazy rust-buckets,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
You can't run and you can't hide,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
Cause I'll go Super in time,
livin' in a two-tailed paradise.
Ohhhhh, oh, oh, ohhhhh, oh
Oh, oh, ohhhhh, oh, oh, ohhhhhhh, yuck! (Lights fade out)