Woot-Ima-Fish: Things about Harry Potter .. That kinda make me laugh...
Some aren't true... ok.. let's begin..
Errr some aren't really that funny but I was really bored...
17 things about Harry Potter-That make me chuckle.
I believe I can fly, I believe I can.... *Wand Snaps* Oh crap! - Voldy, Book 7 XD
"No, not my daughter you bitch"- Book 7, =O No Mrs Weasley wouldn't say a thing like that =P
"Cinderella, whats that an illness." - Book 6, Haha Ronald Haha
Voldermort likes to touch Harry until he screams.. for proof watch the graveyard scene of Goblet of Fire.
Everytime you masturbate.. J.K. Roweling kills another character.
Dear Santa, all I ask from you this christmas is the Weasley twins!
Socks are Dobbys favourite clothes, sir.
Hello, my name is Albus Severus.. (No I am not Joking)
Twilight was my summer romance, Harry Potter is my soulmate. XD
"Your a Prefect, Oh Ronnie thats everyone in the family."-Mrs Weasly. "What are we, next door neighbours?"- Fred and George.-Book 5, Haha it just is funny ok.
Harry...
Ron...
Seamus....
I
wish I went to Hogwarts.. Sigh
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean everyone has"-Hermion to Ron.- Book 5.
"OMG, I killed Harry Potter"-Neville – Book 4
Babbling, bumbling, bunch of baboons – Say it 3x fast
Oh no, Kreacher is in the hall with a frying pan – XD
Page 365, Ron finally accepts S.P.E.W and Hermione makes it worth his while.- Deathly Hallows.
Voldemort: And NOW I have the Elder wand!
Harry: ummmm.... nope
Voldemort: WHAT? I killed Dumbledore! IT IS MINE!
Harry: Dumbledore planed that whole thing. Wands not your's.
Voldemoret: HOLD ON! What the hell is going on?
Harry:Snape killed Dumbledore, that was planned,
But Draco disarmed Dumbledore, so the wand chose Draco
Harry: But I beat Draco and took his wand, which means
the wand you have in your hand won't work and it's going to fly
right into my hand when you trie to kill me... so, I would advise-
Voldermort: AVADA KEDRAVA
*Dies*
Harry: What did I tell you?
The end!
Woot-Ima-Fish: Hey, yeah it's not a story lol
but I thought some people may like to read it.
=P XD :) =D :( D= d= . .
Right so now the smileys are done lol.
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