Pandora's Guns
Chapter one: Welcome to Central Park University!
Disclaimer: I do not Own the Penguins of Madagascar! Nor will I ever unless by a miracle. I own Pandora and that is it! Also if you do not like Humanized Penguins and other zoo animals do not read! Thank you and please comment!
Pandora stepped out of the taxi taking in the sight of the University. Central Park University it was surrounded by thick forests and seemed perpetually damp. The building sprawled across the large campus and many students walked across her line of vision. Pandora sighed and walked slowly and quietly to her new dorm. Pandora was sort of short and had medium length hair that fell in unkempt loose curls. There was nothing that really stood out about her except her hair color, it was a silver-ish color. Her eyes were dull and they were glued to the ground. Walking into the building in front of her Pandora walked down a hall on the first floor to the end of the hall. Nothing about the building seemed off, it was square and had four levels. Pandora was assigned to the room on the very end of the hall, room 187. Pandora walked up to the bare brown door and opened it.
"I'm sorry! I must have the wrong room!" Pandora yelped as she shut the door to what was supposedly her new dorm room. She had no belongings, no money, and now no room to stay in. she was told to go to dorm room 187 but when she opened the door she found a young man or boy sitting in the room.
"No no! it's the right room! Um your Pandora right?" he asked with a sweet and innocent British accent, Pandora swallowed, and silently begged that the tone of the young man's voice was true and real.
"Y-yes…" she whispered.
"Oh! Then yeah this is the room! My names Austin Fergenson, but everyone calls me Private!" Private said as he opened the door. He had neat and very short blonde hair and a short and slender frame and bright blue eyes. If you looked at him from behind you might think he was a girl! Pandora looked down at her worn out converse shoes.
"Sorry this room's normally empty, the least I can do is help you move in! So where's your things?" Private asked looking around her.
"don't have any…"
"Sorry didn't quite catch that what?"
"I don't have any." Private tried not to let his jaw drop to the floor.
"What nothing? Nothing at all?" Pandora nodded. "Well you must have money to get stuff right?" Pandora shook her head. Private couldn't believe it, nothing the girl had nothing!
"Well I could lend you some…"
"No!" Private jumped a little at her sudden out burst. "I won't be able to pay you back I can't take your money!" Private nodded and backed off.
"Well ok, I'm going to leave so nice meeting you!" Private smiled to Pandora and left. A few minutes later there was a knock at the door.
"Hello? Private its Marlene! I have the Book I borrowed and…." A medium height and built girl with brown hair in a ponytail, and bright brown eyes walked in and saw Pandora. "Well hello! Who are you?"
"Pandora, I-I'm the one who lives h-here now." Pandora said quietly.
"Woah really? Finally a girl! hey want to meet a friend of mine?"
"Um.. O-" Marlene cut her off by grabbing her hand and dragging her along.
"Her names Shelly she's a bit funny but you'll like her!"
Private watched from around the corner as Marlene dragged Pandora to Shelly's dorm room. Sighing with relief Private Headed down the hallway to the exit, running into the woods by the dorms Private went to an abandoned dorm, entering it he went to room 169 knocking four times. "Skippa! Its Private! Open up!" The door opened slowly and Private slipped in.
"Well well its about time you showed up Private!" Said a man slightly taller than Private and stockier he had black buzz cut hair, Side burns and bright grey-blue eyes.
"Sorry Skippa!" Private said to the man. Next to Skipper was a taller slender man with short and some what messy dark brown hair, green eyes hidden behind a pair of glasses his name was Kowalski.
"What took you so long?" Kowalski asked.
"GahblabYeah!" concurred the man next to him. He was slightly shorter than Kowalski and stockier with short black hair that gradually formed a slight Mohawk, he had a scar running over the right side of his mouth. He had a slightly crazy look to his dull amber eyes.
"Now Rico we can't pressure him too much right now." Kowalski said calming down Rico.
"Well the empty room in dorm 9 has finally been filled but um…"
"Oh hoho! Whats he like?" Skipper asked with a strange gleam to his eyes.
"Well SHE is well… quiet, and a bit jittery."
"SHE? The new student's a GIRL?" Kowalski asked slightly shocked and jealous. Rico just laughed wheezily.
"Yeah and… and…." Private hesitated.
"And? What is it Private! Spit it out! Is she a spy?" Skipper asked paranoid.
"Well, maybe you should meet her." Private offered. Skipper nodded and waved for the others to follow.
"Hi there! I'm Shelly! I'm sure we'll be great friends!" A very tall slight built girl with a blonde ponytail, and green eyes was shaking Pandora's hand. She had an oddly long neck and pictures of a certain Mohawk hair man all over her walls.
"Yeah…yeah we could… um whose that?" Pandora asked shyly.
"What? You don't know him!" Shelly stood on her bed about to make a speech and Marlene just shook her head and smiled. "This is the most handsome, fearsome, and bravest of all of the four Commandos! His name is RICO!"
"Um wh-who are the Commandos?" Marlene looked at Pandora in shock.
"Nothing Dori! Nothing!" Marlene said hastily.
"Marlene, Dori? Really? Dori?" Shelly asked.
"What? I think it fits! Oh shoot! I forgot the book! Well come on! Back to Dori's room!" Marlene yelled as she raced back to Pandora's room.
Pandora did not expect three other boys to be in the room with private, or that he would return at all. They looked rather serious and frightening. Shelly just stared at the man sitting on the extra bed with goo-goo eyes; he did a marvelous job of ignoring her. Pandora would not have minded the company if only the boys had not been asking her so many questions; the questions they asked her were probing and upsetting.
"Why don't you have any possessions?"
"Ever commit Murder?"
"What size pants are you?"
The questions streamed from the short one with Side burns, Skipper was his name, and the tall one with Glasses, named Kowalski. The other one named Rico, who Pandora recognized from Shelly's wall, just sat on the empty bed like a dog waiting to jump, watching Pandora. They continued to ask her questions one after the other until Pandora just couldn't stand it.
"Please stop."
"What? Sorry didn't catch that what?" Asked Skipper, Pandora was getting overwhelmed, and really was hoping they would leave. Marlene was trying to get Shelly away from Rico, but both stopped what they were doing when they heard the exchange.
"Please just stop. Stop asking it won't help, it won't change anything." She clenched her fist. "Please just stop." she didn't yell she didn't hiss, she just pleaded, pleaded like a shaking kicked puppy. Kowalski looked to Rico and Private then to Skipper. Skipper nodded and beckoned them to leave. As they Left Rico looked back at her and a light bulb went off in his head. Rico slinked up to Skipper and whispered into his ear. Skipper's eyes lit up.
"Well let's put that theory to the test! Kowalski!" Kowalski looked up from his note pad. "I'm going to need you to dig up all of the information you can on this girl! Medical records school records court records everything!" Kowalski saluted him.
"Private, Rico! I want you two to keep an eye on this girl, try to keep her out of trouble." Private and Rico saluted.
"But Skippa what about our last mission?" Private asked quietly.
"It was a success Private, no need to worry about it!" Skipper assured him. "Now move out!" The boys broke off.
Marlene and Shelly were comforting Pandora as she shook slightly from all the stimulation. When she finally stopped, they took their leave and promised to meet each other for lunch the next day.