Chapter one!
So yeah, Ringo and Zeke were pretty good friends, that is until 'Neighbours' needed more ratings or the show would be cancelled.
So the fabulous writers did their fabulous thing and wrote a terribly romantic story.
Shame I can't remember what it was….I guess it was the standard Neighbours thing where two of the characters that don't really have anything to do with eachother started making out and were suddenly 'in love'.
So yeah it was really awesome and they were making out on the couch at Zeke's place when the pedo-victim Rachel walked in.
She would've thought it was hot, but it was her brother's tounge there down Ringo's throat.
"Oh. My. God." She said, looking overly outraged.
The two guys stopped making out and blushed and shit.
"It's not what it looks like!" Ringo said.
"No, man. It is." Zeke said bitchily.
"Ahaha! I never would have suspected this!" Rachel laughed, "you're lucky our parents are dead, Zeke, I hear from Katja they were big homophobes!"
"Why is that funny?" Zeke said bitchily .
"I'd better go," Ringo mumbled. He flicked his blond hair out of his eyes and shuffled noisily out the front door.
"Wow. What am I gonna tell Karl and Susan?" Rachel laughed.
"You can tell them that we're getting married tomorrow. Steph passed a law that allows gay teen marriage in Erinsborough!" Zeke said bitchily.
"Hah. Wow. I thought you were going to beg me not to tell them! Man, that would've been a good blackmail opportunity that could've been at least a couple of episodes worth of plot!" Rachel laughed.
She flicked her hair and went back to bed to 'cry herself to sleep over Angus'. Hah, what a loser.
Zeke licked his lips.
'Mmm it tastes like Ringo." he thought. Then he fapped a while before sleeping on the kitchen table.
END OF CHAPTER ONE.
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK! -smileyface-
Personally, I think it's too short.