Actually, I own everything in this fic. Cool, huh? Wait, except the seels. I own the lemurs though....
What Happens When Hypermon Has Writer's Block...
Ok, you people must understand that I am SO horribly bored, I'm ready to explode. I have NO ideas for any current fics and I just HAVE to write something, no matter how dumb or I'm gonna go insane!!! So...don't blame me if this turns out to be the dumbest fic you ever laid eyes on. Got it? Good.
Once upon a time in the pokemon world there was a huge tribe of seels. They were happy creatures until a pack of lemurs from the African country of Madagascar came! The lemurs were mean and hated the seels so the two species of creatures had a war. The seels won and then the lemurs sprouted bat wings and flew away into the sun. the seels still wanted to fight, so they chased after the lemurs into the sun. The fat seel king was too heavy to fly, so my math teacher drove the seel king to the sun with a taxi. When the creatures reached space, they were bored and decided to mate with each other. The seels were pregnant and had their eggs. the seel/lemur eggs shot out of the seels's butts into the direction of Pluto. Then the seels and lemurs and my math teacher in his taxi with the seel king flew into the sun and burned up to dust.
Meanwhile, the mutated seel and lemur eggs reached Pluto after about 1000000000 years where Bob the Cheese-master found them. Bob the Cheese-master lived on Pluto with his pet slug named Sally. They harvested dust off of Pluto year after year. When they found the seel eggs they raised them until the babies hatched. Bob the Cheese-master loved his little baby seels and decided to raise them so he could become a pokemon master. But the seel babies were half lemurs, so they had no pokemon attacks, except for rabies infection whcih did not prove useful. So, Bob the Cheese-master injected steroids into the seels and the seels mutated to big, blood thirsty animals that had no purpose in life except to destroy all the sunflowers on the planet earth. So then, to fullfill the mutated seel's life goal, Bob shot the seels out of cannons onto earth. The seels landed on earth and destroyed all the sunflowers of the world. Then the seels mated with Snorlax's and had a merry life.
the end
ahh, thats better. i'm a little happier now. Go ahead and flame me if you wish. I don't care.