This story starts off when in the episode 13 of season 2 of Doctor Who when The doctor is being some kind of illusion communication saying goodbye to Rose on a deserted beach in Norway (known as the "Bad wolf bay") and is cut off from saying I love you because the power cut out. Rose runs to her mother crying in tears of heartbreak and longing, while the doctor in the Tardis was feeling the pain of never seeing Rose again.
As the tears slowly escaped his eyes he changed course from the supernova he was orbiting to communicate to Rose to a planet called Booze (origin of alcohol) known for having no water at all because the native species Alcoholics (yes the irony) live off drinking alcohol, any kind you could dream.
Alcoholics are of course always drunk and have a life span of 40 yrs so they tend to live life to the end which is why these scaly creatures are so daring, entertaining and DRUNK. He settled in on of the bars (there's a bar on every street) and asked the bartender "Can I have your strongest Spirytus Rektyfikowany?" "coming right up" sighed the bartender.
As he is waiting for the drink, a Stultusus (a species that is well-known for their stupidity, countless people have tried to evolve them, get them to become an above "average" species but their brain can't evolve; so they were actually meant to be extinct in a few months) walked in the bar extremely drunk and was feeling drunk and was overcome with confidence and violence. The doctor drank his drink in 5 secs flat. "Is this really the strongest drink on earth" he said loudly and obnoxiously and was immediately pulled back into the feeling of heart break remembering that if Rose was here she would have stopped him from saying that.
As he was silently going through a war in his head (DRUNK), the Stultusus was in a fight with an Alcoholic "I will rule over this planet! I am GOD!" "*laughs* you wish, you want me to help you spell the world your gonna 'rule' it's B, O, O, Z-"the single shot threw off the entire bar. The bang. The blood dripping. It was the first time Alcoholics saw violence live. Death in such a horror way. The bar fell quiet looking at the victim lifeless on the floor. And then everyone (besides the doctor who was drowning in his thoughts not realising anything happening at that moment) heard and saw the murderer laugh at everyone "Bow down before your God". They were so full of emotion they couldn't move. How could they. Their friend was just lying on the ground, their eyes full of fear. The bartender full of rage started charging towards the Stultusus but suffered the same fate as his dear friend did already on the ground. All of them started charging at the Stultusus but all of them lay dead on the floor shot in the chest by a ray gun.
The Doctor had just realised what happened but was not sure if he was in a dream or not so he just laughed loudly and roared " aren't you the dumb DuMd species?"; the Stultusus make slow movement and flashed his eye's dangerously are he walked towards the doctor (but a bit wobbly because he was so drunk). "Well I was going to spare your life the 'survivor' but that won't happen now won't it" the Doctor was so fed up with the cocky Stultusus he just whipped back super groggily "Even though you are drunk, to kill a mass of over 10 people means that you are a sociopath and came here with bad intentions before getting drunk including the fact that you think you are a 'God' which lets face it if one of us had to be a God it would be me because a. I can regenerate b. I can change the whole universe in a simple click and c. I'm a Time Lord and you a Stultusus, I have tried to help your species grow but you are clinically impossible to do so, your actually meant to be instinct in a month, you should be like the last 10-5 of your species right now-""SHUT UP! DO YOU EVER STOP TALKING" again the doctor felt another shard of pain go through his heart reminding him of Rose, he fell out of his seat and slid to the ground as tears slid from his eyes and was so drunk he couldn't think straight.
As the Stultusus stood over him, gun at head he felt his body starting to be more alert, panicky and sober. He froze as he saw the Stultusus about to pull the trigger and- he fell onto the floor knocked out cold. The Doctor looks up to see this beautiful woman standing fiercely, massaging her hand. She had gorgeous brunette hair tied in a long double Dutch braid, intense hazel eyes, wearing a vivid red leather open trench coat with sleeves going only up to the elbows and a necklace that had a pendant with wings that was glowing somehow. She looked up from her hand and gave a smile filled with such happiness and sass "Hi there, I'm the Nurse" "What?!".