My first fic. Pleeez go easy on me. No offense to pokemon or boy band lovers. The quest starts in chapter three.
The Zelda Characters escape from my tv screen ORRRRR, Quest to defeat boy bands and pokemon.
In my living room.
PsychoLink: Good. I'm at the Majora'ss mask. Hey, why's the Tv screen glowing……?
FaaaaaaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Link: Ugh. Where am I?
Majora's Mask:......
Skull Kid: HEY, NICE PLACE!
Zelda: AHHHHH!!!! My dress is covered with dust!
Malon: OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
PsychoLink: !_! Both my Zelda games blew up!!!!!!! Ahhhhh.. Music.. Deafening...
Zelda: Ummm, me games?
Link: I am experiencing something I never felt before.. Something involving my stomach…..
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: Shut up. Grabs flyswatter that appears out of nowhere and starts wacking navi.
Navi: WAIT! All of you should feel that. It's called "hunger". You should feel better if you put something in your mouth, chew, and swallow. I think it's called "food".
Rauru: I have heard of this world. It is a place where monsters called "boy bands" and "pokemon" rule. It is a dark place.
PsychoLink: That's true..
Link: Then I shall slay the evil pieces of shit!
PsychoLink: Right...
Saria: Darunia..you fatass.. Get off... Me.. Spine... squished...
Darunia: Oops. I thought you were a chair. And my ass isn't that fat!!! whimpers off crying
Link: First I have to fulfill my needs called "hunger". Where can I find this "food"?
PsychoLink: Uh.. I'm not sure I should answer that…..
Link: Tell me or else!
Saria: medic...
PsychoLink: OR else what?
Saria: medic..
Skull Kid: HEY NICE PLACE!!!!!!
Link: Or else I'll force Malon to sing some more!!!!!
Saria: I said MEDIC!!!!...... AGGGGGHHHH!! That hurt..
PsychoLink: AHHHHHHH!!!! Anything but that! Alright alright.. A supermarket….. there's one near here….
Link: Off to the market!!! The quest has begun!!!
Saria: MEDIC!!!!!!
Next chapter: Link stuffs himself silly and becomes stupid! I will continue if I get at least three good reviews. This chapter wasn't funny at all. Just stupid. I think. As I said, three good reviews and you get another chapter.
Stuff: Will Saria find a medic? Why haven't I put in the other characters? Why is Link smart? Why did Darunia think Saria was a chair? You probably won't find if in the next chapter(if there is one) or any.
The Zelda Characters escape from my tv screen ORRRRR, Quest to defeat boy bands and pokemon.
In my living room.
PsychoLink: Good. I'm at the Majora'ss mask. Hey, why's the Tv screen glowing……?
FaaaaaaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Link: Ugh. Where am I?
Majora's Mask:......
Skull Kid: HEY, NICE PLACE!
Zelda: AHHHHH!!!! My dress is covered with dust!
Malon: OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
PsychoLink: !_! Both my Zelda games blew up!!!!!!! Ahhhhh.. Music.. Deafening...
Zelda: Ummm, me games?
Link: I am experiencing something I never felt before.. Something involving my stomach…..
Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!
Link: Shut up. Grabs flyswatter that appears out of nowhere and starts wacking navi.
Navi: WAIT! All of you should feel that. It's called "hunger". You should feel better if you put something in your mouth, chew, and swallow. I think it's called "food".
Rauru: I have heard of this world. It is a place where monsters called "boy bands" and "pokemon" rule. It is a dark place.
PsychoLink: That's true..
Link: Then I shall slay the evil pieces of shit!
PsychoLink: Right...
Saria: Darunia..you fatass.. Get off... Me.. Spine... squished...
Darunia: Oops. I thought you were a chair. And my ass isn't that fat!!! whimpers off crying
Link: First I have to fulfill my needs called "hunger". Where can I find this "food"?
PsychoLink: Uh.. I'm not sure I should answer that…..
Link: Tell me or else!
Saria: medic...
PsychoLink: OR else what?
Saria: medic..
Skull Kid: HEY NICE PLACE!!!!!!
Link: Or else I'll force Malon to sing some more!!!!!
Saria: I said MEDIC!!!!...... AGGGGGHHHH!! That hurt..
PsychoLink: AHHHHHHH!!!! Anything but that! Alright alright.. A supermarket….. there's one near here….
Link: Off to the market!!! The quest has begun!!!
Saria: MEDIC!!!!!!
Next chapter: Link stuffs himself silly and becomes stupid! I will continue if I get at least three good reviews. This chapter wasn't funny at all. Just stupid. I think. As I said, three good reviews and you get another chapter.
Stuff: Will Saria find a medic? Why haven't I put in the other characters? Why is Link smart? Why did Darunia think Saria was a chair? You probably won't find if in the next chapter(if there is one) or any.