The Never-Ending Disco Hall of Crud
Prologue
A/N: howdy boys and girls.. Hic hic. I wrote this when I was HYPER!!!! Bwahahahahhaha!!!!!!! So if u like a bunch of crap that people wrote when they were hyper, this is for you. hehehe.. I went to a football game last night and like sprained a crucial muscle in my leg.. it hurts like CRAP!!! But anyways.. Me and fuzzy fanfic freak wrote this together..but I had the disco idea and the first chapter.bwahaha! But she has better ideas than I do.but anyways... All right. let's begin.
Visitors:
Ghetto Aragorn Red Orcs Redneck Legolas Midget Elves Happy juggling man Arwen in a squirrel suit Little screaming Frodo Fred the Exploding Squirrel Eowyn and a group of punks.... girl named Liv who got lost and doesn't want to be here
Welcome to the Never-Ending Disco Hall of Crud!!! Screwed up crud. well we might as well introduce you to our visitors tonight.
*Old sickeningly sweet 60's love songs are playing in the background while couples dance around. Red Orcs bob up and down from the ceiling saying MERRY CHRISTMAS in their demented voices*
*Fred the exploding squirrel bounces off a midget elf waiter's head and explodes. The waiter's head blows off and flies across the dance floor into someone's hamburger*
*Aragorn has a poofy fro, thick 70's glasses, and is dressed as a total ghetto person. As of now, he is chugging a bottle of beer. His cheeks bug out and Aragorn looks as if he is about to throw up. Suddenly, he puts the bottle down. "Mah bootay buggin." He proceeds to scratch his butt, not caring that everyone is watching him.*
*Eowyn and her punk band are sitting by themselves off in a secluded dark corner. One of the guys in the band is piercing Eowyn's nose. Eowyn sits patiently waiting for the dude to finish, but suddenly there is an agonizing scream. The dude let the needle slip and there is a now a big bleeding slit down the side of her nose. Obviously, the piercing has gone terribly wrong. "Oops.. Eowyn dude.umm. I kinda messed up.." the guy named Faramir apologizes with a goofy wide grin.*
*A woman named Arwen is running around in circles. But this is not just an ordinary she-elf. This is a she-elf that finds pleasure in dressing up in a big squirrel suit and acting like a spazzing one. "Woo hoo hoo!" Arwen gurgles in a helium-inflated voice. Another midget elf drops dead as her accomplice Fred explodes on his head. After an evil laugh, Arwen proceeds to run over to Aragorn.*
*Legolas Greenleaf has a beaver on top of his head. Along with a shotgun. His few years in the South must have greatly influenced him. In a bad way. He is telling a story to a wide-eyed girl named Liv who accidentally thought this was SPF 15 (Atlanta nightclub) and is now stuck here. Legolas' handsome voice is now infected with a Southern drawl. "And we had to walk through the snow, honey. Yall younguns don't know what its like to work." Liv is nodding, her eyes glazed over. "umm.. Right.." *
TBC.!!!!!!!!
A/N: it will get much better, I promise.. Christi wrote the next chapter so yall are gonna have to love it!!!!!!! YEE HAW!!!!!
Prologue
A/N: howdy boys and girls.. Hic hic. I wrote this when I was HYPER!!!! Bwahahahahhaha!!!!!!! So if u like a bunch of crap that people wrote when they were hyper, this is for you. hehehe.. I went to a football game last night and like sprained a crucial muscle in my leg.. it hurts like CRAP!!! But anyways.. Me and fuzzy fanfic freak wrote this together..but I had the disco idea and the first chapter.bwahaha! But she has better ideas than I do.but anyways... All right. let's begin.
Visitors:
Ghetto Aragorn Red Orcs Redneck Legolas Midget Elves Happy juggling man Arwen in a squirrel suit Little screaming Frodo Fred the Exploding Squirrel Eowyn and a group of punks.... girl named Liv who got lost and doesn't want to be here
Welcome to the Never-Ending Disco Hall of Crud!!! Screwed up crud. well we might as well introduce you to our visitors tonight.
*Old sickeningly sweet 60's love songs are playing in the background while couples dance around. Red Orcs bob up and down from the ceiling saying MERRY CHRISTMAS in their demented voices*
*Fred the exploding squirrel bounces off a midget elf waiter's head and explodes. The waiter's head blows off and flies across the dance floor into someone's hamburger*
*Aragorn has a poofy fro, thick 70's glasses, and is dressed as a total ghetto person. As of now, he is chugging a bottle of beer. His cheeks bug out and Aragorn looks as if he is about to throw up. Suddenly, he puts the bottle down. "Mah bootay buggin." He proceeds to scratch his butt, not caring that everyone is watching him.*
*Eowyn and her punk band are sitting by themselves off in a secluded dark corner. One of the guys in the band is piercing Eowyn's nose. Eowyn sits patiently waiting for the dude to finish, but suddenly there is an agonizing scream. The dude let the needle slip and there is a now a big bleeding slit down the side of her nose. Obviously, the piercing has gone terribly wrong. "Oops.. Eowyn dude.umm. I kinda messed up.." the guy named Faramir apologizes with a goofy wide grin.*
*A woman named Arwen is running around in circles. But this is not just an ordinary she-elf. This is a she-elf that finds pleasure in dressing up in a big squirrel suit and acting like a spazzing one. "Woo hoo hoo!" Arwen gurgles in a helium-inflated voice. Another midget elf drops dead as her accomplice Fred explodes on his head. After an evil laugh, Arwen proceeds to run over to Aragorn.*
*Legolas Greenleaf has a beaver on top of his head. Along with a shotgun. His few years in the South must have greatly influenced him. In a bad way. He is telling a story to a wide-eyed girl named Liv who accidentally thought this was SPF 15 (Atlanta nightclub) and is now stuck here. Legolas' handsome voice is now infected with a Southern drawl. "And we had to walk through the snow, honey. Yall younguns don't know what its like to work." Liv is nodding, her eyes glazed over. "umm.. Right.." *
TBC.!!!!!!!!
A/N: it will get much better, I promise.. Christi wrote the next chapter so yall are gonna have to love it!!!!!!! YEE HAW!!!!!