I hope you like it. XD.
its for... Twilight.
20 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal*Mart
1-Wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!" and push them behind a shelf.
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!" once the cashier tells you the price.
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices".
5-When the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!THEY'RE BACK!".
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!".
8-(go get a friend now) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming! The british are coming!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-Slip a bra and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-Attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store.
13-Whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line.
14-Stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section.
15-Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8...".
16-On the announser thing, start singing "Baby Got Back" bySir-Mix-Alot.
17-Put little ketchup packs under the toilet seats in the bathrooms,and when people come to use the stall, run!(it will explode under them)
18-put on a mask and run around screamin trick or treat threw the aisles
19- throw all the bouncy balls in the isle and say,"Pikachu i choose you!"
20-then after all of that when they try to throw you out say,"it's a free country, i can be weird all i want to be!" then breakdance on the floor.
I hoped that made you langh.