Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combiningGrand Theft Auto andthe Little Mermaid. The story should useunplanned pregnanciesas a plot device! Found at http:/ kaction .com / badfanfiction /
Disclaimer: I own nothing. This is purely cracked ^^
Robert Seragliano stared at the woman... fish... thing in front of him as she waved the pregnancy test in front of his face. He didn't even know how ... that happened. He must have been drunk like usual of course. Everything was a blur and this thing was telling him he had gotten her pregnant. Would the baby come out deformed? Like some sort of sick half baby half fish mutant child. Anyway, he wasn't going to provide for it nor did he want to see it again.
Frankly, he didn't care what happened to it... as long as it stayed away from him. It was an unplanned pregnancy that went bad. Very bad.
AN: So, this might turn into a series of terrible crossover ideas. They'll be quite short but still... :3