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Sesshomaru was very confused. He had followed that ridiculous half breed and his human companion Kagome? And had subsequently gone down the old well. He had not however ended up at the bottom. No he'd ended up in the middle of an overly opulent room overly full of ningens. Two ningens to be exact. And the blonde hadn't stopped babbling away.

I am going to kill him soon.

Tamaki had been very surprised when the silver haired man had dropped in on him and Kyouya. The two (i.e. Tamaki) were plotting how to get Haruhi to allow them (i.e. Tamaki) to stay over at her house that weekend for a sleep over. Suddenly in a rush of blue light said silver haired man had dropped in the room.

"Silence your prattle mortal." Sesshomaru snapped fed up.

Tamaki collapsed and fled to a corner of the room. Sesshomaru blinked slowly at that and turned to the other ningens.

"My apologies sir, this is Suou Tamaki, and I am Ootori Kyouya." Sesshomaru inclined his head barely.

"I am Lord Sesshomaru and I require you to explain to me where I am."

Kyouya looked at Sesshomaru dark eyes betraying nothing at all.

"You are in the third music room at Ouran High School year 2008"

Kyouya added the year after looking over the strange man's clothing closely. Sesshomaru's eyes widened minutely.

Five hundred years in the future! Sweet Kami what is going on?

"Indeed sir, how may I help a fellow lord?" Tamaki was not only back but as annoyingly energetic as ever. "Are the two of you lords of the humans then? Human standards have gone down greatly in 500 years" Sesshomaru replied coldly stopping Tamaki and making Kyouya freeze. "What do you mean human?"

"I am a demon or have ningens forgotten the demon lords in this time to?" Kyouya whitened and Tamaki's fists tightened.

"We have no knowledge of demons in this time my lord, but that is perhaps our own wishful thinking. Demons have not reminded us of their existence." Kyouya replied politely.

"Hn" Foolish humans, forgetting us even if we have retreated to their subconscious minds.

"Tono.. Who is this?" Karou asked as he and his twin came in the door, followed by Huni and Mori. "This is the demon Lord Sesshomaru my wonderful subjects." Tamaki gushed excitedly.

Sesshomaru stared at the tall dark that had come in with the other three. "Why is a demon serving a human?" his ice cold voice lashed out amongst the host club freezing them. Mori blinked slowly "My ancestor made a pact to protect his ancestor, and my family has done so ever since my lord"

"Mori is a demon?" the Hiitachin twins chorused confused. "Indeed" Sesshomaru suddenly snagged the loud blonde by his throat. "I thought I told you to cease this prattle" he snarled in Tamaki's face. The host club took a collective step forward but Tamaki held a hand up to keep them back.

"This is no longer the Sengoku Era my lord, you cannot kill me without repercussions."

"As if I cared for human justice"

"Then you would lose an ally in finding your way back home" Tamaki's face was serious for once, all laughter and vanity gone. Sesshomaru mentally raised an eyebrow.

The boy knows how to meet me on my own terf.

"What proof do I have that you know anything about getting me back home?"

"In this room are the children of some of the most powerful families of Japan, I'm sure that we'll be able to find or manufacture a way to send you home."

"What do you get out of it?" The golden question

"You will be paying us, no doubt you can more than afford it, and you won't be allowed to harm ourselves, our customers, or anyone else we may have to contact in the pursuit of this goal" Kyouya put in, meeting harsh golden eyes.

Sesshomaru dropped Tamaki to the ground suddenly. "Very well, name your price."

While Kyouya and Sesshomaru haggled the price, the host club opened for business. Nothing was said to Haruhi about the demon lord, and things went on as normal, until Sesshomaru and Kyouya emerged that is.

As soon as the ladies caught sight of the demon lord, outfitted with an uniform, they squealed and piled on top of him.

There are to damn many ningens here! Sesshomaru thought, just controlling his urge to claw them all to shreds. When he finally escaped form the crush, aided by the rest of the host club he caught sight of another host, this one a female dressed, and acting as, a male.

Haruhi blinked at the silver haired male then went back to hosting, feeling sorry for however Tamaki had started "helping" now. That is until she heard Kyouya say, "We run a business Lord Sesshomaru, do try to understand." Wait Lord Sesshomaru… no WAY

Sesshomaru sat in the back seething at the well, the host club, and at his half breed brother. When suddenly the door opened and the female dressed as male host entered. She simply nodded to him and went to washing the dishes.

"Haruhi!" Huni also entered in a whirl and hugged the girl leaving more dishes in his wake before leaving as well. Sesshomaru watched the girl sigh and shrug before continuing to wash the dishes in silence

Later when the host club was closing she walked over to him. He blinked and looked at the girl. "We haven't been formally introduced, I'm Fujioka Haruhi, Kagome's Cousin." It took Sesshomaru a second to process why that was important then his eyes widened. Oh sweet Kami no.