Serious Escaping
Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter franchise. This story is simply fiction created by a fan.
Edward and Jacob were sitting in the chairs and they wondered why Bella wasn't there. 'Where is she?' said Eddy 'I dunno! How should I know?' he said.
Meanwhile Serious was on Buckbeak escaping Hogwarts just after Harry and Hermione helped him escape with Hermione's magic clock before he dies. 'Go go Buckbeak! Faster! I need to get out of the country and head for Mexico where I won't be recognized!' he said. 'Graaaarl' said Buckbeak back. Oh no! I dropped a coin in your eye! Oops! Sorry buckbeak!' 'Graaaaaaaaaaaarlhowhowhow!' cried buckbeak in a lot of pain as he blinked his eyes quickly and while he looked at Serious with an angry look like I'm mad. But because where Buckbeak wasn't looking were their going, he didn't see the window. 'Oh no!' 'Graaaaaarl!'
'Isn't this tea delicious? Said Mrs. Cullen. Would you like some Jacob?' while the harp music played in the background. CRASH! Serious and buckbeak smashed into the room! 'Oh my beautiful window!' 'Ouch! What are you doing here?' How dare you!' 'Lets show this imposter what we do to imposters, Jacob!'
'Don't touch me! Do you have any idea who I am?' 'Stop Eddy!' said Mrs Cullen. 'He's that Serious Black man who escaped Azkaban!' 'I must inform the ministry' 'Let's all press our dark marks together on 3… 2… ' 'Aaaaaa! my eye! He dropped a coin in my eye' shrieked Eddy. And before they could press the marks, Buckbeak used his claws to scratch Mrs Cullen and Jacob. 'Grraaaaarrrl!'
Suddenly the door went open and Mr Malfoy and Professor Snape and the pirate lady walked in. 'Well well? What do we have here? Draco will be pleased to know you were helping that filthy Potter boy who likes mudbloods' said Mr Malfoy '10 points from Griffindor'. Said Snape 'Mbaaaax!' said the pirate.
And before Serious could even do anything, Snape cast Flipendo and got his wand and he was in chains. Buckbeak quickly apparated to the burrow secretly when noone was looking using the old boot they used to get to the quiddich world cup.
'What just happened?' cried Snape? 'Nothing Severus, it must have been the wind' 'Davey Jonessss!'
In the dungeon at Malfoy Manor, Serious sat in the corner upset and when Peter Petigrew came down to bring in Loona and Ollivander, he was happy. 'Now we can escape!' But Serious knew Harry and Ron would come for Loona and Ollivander and couldn't let the ministry find him, so he turned into a dog and left quickly because he had to be quick because he heard Bellatrix upstairs who sounded angry because she couldn't find her hair curlers. He managed to escape secretly but if only he had stayed longer! Because he didn't knew that Harry, Ron and Hermione and the sword of griffindor were being brought in by the snachers!
By this time Serious was at the end of the road already and just as he wanted to get on the thing the muggles call a bus, he was greeted by….
'Gnaaaaarl' 'Buckbeaaak!' And they flew to Mexico where they thought they were safe… or where they?