Lovesick Gods and Campers.

Summary: A Funny short story about what happens when Aphrodite asks Hermes to take her new love potion perfume to her room. It gets in the wrong hands causing gods to fall in love with the wrong one's? Then does it make it's way to camp! Based after TLO and before TLH! Percy and Annabeth ARE together!

Okay let me tell you I feel how fun this will be! I love reviews btw flames r for fires! Anyways! I will have four chapters probably this one on the gods how they fell in love and what happens then 2 on the same thing but at camp, then three back to the gods about when the wake up and find out, then on camp half blood how they wake up. Maybe more if I get in the mood! But im bust im also writing a story I might get published! PUBLISHED! Ik ik! Woot Woot! I'll run the summary by you guys to see if you like it! PEACE OUT!

Chapter One

Olympus

Aphrodite smiled as she added the last ingredient to her love potion. She knew in the wrong hands this potion could be horrible! But who better to take it to her room than the trusty Hermes? Messenger of the gods?

"Hermie!" She called with her sing song voice to the busy man yelling at his phone. "George! No You may not have any rats! Martha! Keep up the good work!" He said walking up to the goddess.

"Hello Aphrodite, another perfume I see? What scent?" He asked her smiling politely. The love goddess gave him a bright smile that turned to a threatening one. She twirled the bottle around in her fingers. "Hermes, do you know what this is?" Her sweet singsong voice asked. "Perfume?" He guessed sitting onto his thrown. "No My little Hermie, this. Indeed is a love potion. One of the finest I might add! Please make sure it is safely deposited to my room! Once you put it on, the first person to smell it… well falls in love with you! Deadly to those who cannot handle it properly!"

"Yes milady. I shall indeed be trustworthy to you." He said standing up enjoying his five second relaxation. She handed him the clear bottle with a clear liquid.

He flashed her his signature business man smile and began walking out of the palace. He walked towards the Goddess of Love's room which he was sent to but stopped when he spotted a fair maiden watering her plants. He saw she was a demigod. But how beautiful indeed! He walked over to her and smiled.

"Hello Milady! I am Hermes God of Merchants-" "I know who you are Lord." She said in her soprano voice. "Oh well I of course do not know your name, may I behold of that knowledge?" He asked her wisely. She smiled at him sniffing a flower and standing strait up.

"Why Hermes? I didn't know you were also the God of wisdom? Since when?" SHe asked then strolled into her cottage.

Oh that was over back to deliver the love po- the love potion! Hermes had such a wonderful idea. One spray of that and she would be falling for him absolutely head over heels!

He sprayed some on carefully and smiled. He went to walk to her cottage but saw Aphrodite out of the corner of his eye. Oh no! He dropped the love potion in the garden. "Hermie have you delivered it for me yet?" She said her usual sweet voice now murky with anger. "Y-yes." "Foolish Hermie! I am not Apollo you can not fool me!" She yelled then she took in a deep breath, her pupils looked dilated they looked a little milky. She smiled and relaxed then jumped and gave Hermes a kiss on the cheek.

"Woah!" He said looked at her. "Oh Hermes you are just- so- wow!" Hermes turned and started to run but the Goddess of Love was right behind him.

"Hermie the God of Theives! You have stolen my heart!" She yelled after him.

Hades was visiting his brothers for there annual chatting about certain things, thanks to Perseus Jackson, he was aloud her more than once a year.

He walked past Aphrodite chasing Hermes yelling some ruddy love poems and things. He didn't know what in the world that was about. He walked to his good friend Nagini (A/N I freaking know that's Voldemorts freaking evil snakes name but it was the first thing that came to my head, because I thought of this lady as a snake! SO GET OVER IT!)

She flashed me a smile. "So that messenger god is gone! Thank the gods!" She said to me. "Your welcome." I told her smiling. "Oh Hades! Well I'd better get back to cleaning! Have fun at you meeting!" She said closing the door. He walked down the stone walk and saw in her garden a bottle of spray. He smelt it, it smelled like death to him, wonderful!

He sprayed some on and smiled as he slipped it into his back pocket. He saw his mother in law Demeter coming around the corner. "Oh I admire my daughter's garden work!" She said then she looked at Hades. Lord of the dead who she despised. "Dear me!" She said she took a whiff of air and smelt him. Her pupil dilated and went milky. She relaxed and grinned.

"What is it Demeter! No! Your thinking of brands of cereal to torure me with arent you!" He said stepping back. She giggled. "Whaaaaaat?" Hades said running away towards the palace. "Hadee Wadee!" She called chasing after him. "STAY AWAY FROM ME FEMALE HITLER!" He yelled. She giggled some more and sped up.

Persephone was walking to the palace to meet with her mother when she saw her husband Hades, and her mother chasing after him with a dazed look on her face. She saw something fall out of Hades pocket and when they ran away she walked over to it and smelt it. The spray smelt like fresh dandelions! Hades must have been giving this to me! She thought. How sweet!

She sprayed it on and slid it into her purse. Just then she saw Lord Zeus walking towards the palace whistling to the tune of stay' in Alive! She smiled and walked over to him. "AH hello Lord Zeus." He waved at her "Hello Persephone!" She waved back. "Smell what Hades has given me!" She waved her and to him and he smelt it. "You smell amazing!" His pupils dilated and he loosened up and grinned. "Persephone oh how beautiful you are! I will make you my queen!" He said kissing her. She pushed him away. "What is this stuff!' She yelled as she threw the bottle to the ground and began running away from him with Zeus on her heels.

Athena Smelled n the sea air, how could he love it so much? She could sort of tell why. That's when a bottle she saw caught her attention. She ran over to it and smelt what was inside, it smelt so wonderful! Like a brand new book! She sprayed it all over herself accidentally getting some into the water.

Poseidon was surpassing when the water smelt so great to him he decided to surphace in that area. He came up staring at a angry looking Athena.

"Hello Fish guts." She said. "Hello owl Face." He tells her Stepping threw the perfumed water. Athena see's the bottle she is holding and blushes she throws the bottle behind her pretty far.

They both take in a deep breath at the same time. There pupils dilating and milky, a smile forming on there faces, relaxing then they walked over to each other. Poseidon lifted her u and kissed her smiling. Then he lets her go and they stroll happily hand in hand to the palace.

Hestia was tending the fire in the palace when something hits her in the back of the head. She turns around seeing Ares reading a biker magazine and listening to his Ipod. Normally a god would get angry and start destroying the world, but Hestia looked the bottle over, caressing it in her hands. She smiled as she took a whiff of it.

It smelt like a warm fire burning. She sprayed a tiny bit on her and smiled. Hestia flicked a piece of coal at Ares. "Lord Ares." She said sweetly and innocently. He grunted in return as he pu down his magazine and paused his music. She smiled. "How does this smell?" She said walking over to him. He sniffed it, and his pupils dilated turning his black fiery eyes milky and he relaxed grinning.

"Lord Ares? Are you quite all right?" She asked backing up. "Hey toots why don't we start kissing!" He said planting one on her. She didn't want to fight, or be rude but at the same time this was wrong! He pulled away grinning. "Lord Ares!" She backed away to the door stepping on the spray bottle spraying her once more. She groaned as the delicious smell of it hit her.

Then Dionysus walked in twirling a grape vine in his hand and he sniffed. His pupil dilated, his eyes turned milky and he relaxed smiling. "Wow Hestia, you so. Attractive." He said making a move on her. Ares grunted. "She's mine wine dude!" "Why cant we share." He answered, "Fine!" "Wait! No! This is wrong!" She backed up falling onto lord Zeus's throne, oh boy she was dead but all she heard in her head was: love's too good to be mad! Need to catch her!

Hestia groaned standing up she tried to reason with the two lovesick gods.

Hermes was still running for dear life as he busted into the throne room seeing Ares and Dionysus fighting over who kissed Hestia first and her cowering in front of them, he was trying not to pay attention as Aphrodite started kissing him leaving red lip marks all over him. He tried to pull away but- that girl was strong I guess lifting shopping bags is pulling off!

She cooed his name and went to kiss him and he pushed her away running to is throne and standing on it. He pulled out his caduceus and started swinging if she came close. "Back back!" He yelled at her.

Athena and Poseidon bounced happily into the room grinning ear to ear then stopped in the corner and began making out- ew gross!

Hades ran in trying to lock the doors but they turned into leaves and Demeter broke it easily. "Hadee Wadee!" She cooed kissing him. Ah sick!

Persephone raced in screaming about being sexually harassed as Zeus made his way in grabbing her up bridal style and kissing her. Styx. What the underworld is going on?

Finally Both Ares and Dionysus started taking turns kissing Hestia. Aphrodite yanked Hermes Caduceus away and began madly kissing him. Athena and Poseidon were still at it, hey were Greek not French you two!

Zeus was still kissing an angrily kicking and thrashing Persephone. Demeter still had cornered Hades and was kissing him while he tried to summon skeleton army men who just turned into corn stalks. Let's just say… It looked worse than the fields of punishment!

Clarisse was walking back from buying new camp store's ambrosia when she saw a small bottle with clear liquid she picked it up and slipped it into her pocket and walked back to camp feeling like nothing was wrong. But it definitely was- and was about to get ten times worse at that…..

Okay lol LOVED writing this! This is definitely so I can match up couples that would NEVER EVER IN A MILLION BAJILLION YEARS HAPPEN! SO NO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE COUPLES! I find them hilarious! Pour Hestia? Why her have all the bad luck? I mean Dionysus AND Ares! WOAHHH! So I cant wait to do camp-half blood eh hee hee hee heeee! :P