Ok heres the deal...I hardly wrote any of this... Most of it I stole & sent to people cause it was so funny. But it has parts of stories by Blitz. I love Blitz's writing and my friend mangled it but I'm gonna put it up anyways...if you have any reviews send them to Prettyhun01@aol.com... especially flames... ok heres to Blitz and insanity! BTW I did this in 3 minutes and 31 second to word!
Rachelle: I put it all together Moonie! Look! I like this part!! ***Gambit burst out laughing. "It kinda looks like Wolverine!" Jubilee looked over at Pikachu. Yellow. Short. Two pointy things on top of his head. The similarities were uncanny.
"Oh,~~do~~ shut-up!" Storm zapped Pikachu with a small lightning bolt, leaving the smoldering, yellow rat falling backward. [Oh ... dear ... *cough*.] Everyone stared at Storm in disbelief. "~~What ~~? After several faithful years to fighting with the X-Men for all~~mutantkind~~, and fighting PMS for ~~your~~ benefit, and not raising my voice ~~once ~~, I think I~~deserve~~ this!" "*Cough*." "Damn ~~straight ~~!" "You tell'em, chica!" The X-Men turned around
Shut-up! Stop choosing me as a scapegoat! Choose ~~Gambit ~~! He's just ~~sitting~~ there!" "Hey!" "Shut-up! You all have Pokémon to catch! Go! Run! Become Pokémon Masters!"
Mystique stared down at the ugly, yellow, pointy-eared rat. The ugly, yellow, pointy-eared rat cocked his head to the side. Mystique cocked her head to the side. Pikachu cocked his head to the other side. Mystique cocked her head to the other side as well. Pikachu cocked his upright. Mystique cocked hers upright. Then she caulked her gun.
Pikachu's ears went back and his eyes went wide, then narrowed to slits. Mystique nodded, giving him an insidious half-smile. She raised the gun to his head.
[Blow-dryer in bathtub attack!] *Cough**Hack*. Mystique dropped the ashen gun. Her yellow pupils bright against her now charred-black skin. She hacked again. *Hack*. "Wow," Destiny said from farther away in the forest. "Didn't see ~~that~~ one comin'."
"So, what have you been doing, Avalanche?" "Nothing much. I go to various parks and make landslides so they have to put those big yellow signs up. You, Magneto?" "Nothing. Oh! I've made a hobby out of upsetting compasses! Heh heh heh ... look at it go! Oh, you silly, silly compass, you. O-o-oh, delightful."
*****=^.^=The X-Men all crowd around Moonie's Computer to see what is making her laugh so hard. Unfortunately, they see this=^.^=***
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Alice: So can Professor X grow hair on his head, or does he just not choose to?
Sarah (me): No. He's been like that since he was a kid. Seriously.
A: Seriously? So, can you read your fortune in it?
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Alice: (On what humor is.) I used to not know what humor was. Now I do. Humor is Magneto jumping up and down on a trampoline.
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Alice: Beast is a smurf gone terribly wrong.
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Alice: Professor X is like Dr. Evil. Except without a pussy cat.
Sarah: Yeah, he does. But he keeps it in his pants.
A: HAHAHA! Yeah, it's called Jubilee!
S: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Sarah: Gambit's not really that much of a prick. He's pretty popular, actually. He has his own series,
Alice: Really? What's it called? "Hooked On Phonics"? "Gambit likes phonics! Gambit still can't talk, but has fun trying!"
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Rachelle: So y'all Thanks to Moonie here, I got to experience Blitz's exellent writing. I have nothing against the x men and I own nothing....
Moonie: That's all folks!
Rachelle: I put it all together Moonie! Look! I like this part!! ***Gambit burst out laughing. "It kinda looks like Wolverine!" Jubilee looked over at Pikachu. Yellow. Short. Two pointy things on top of his head. The similarities were uncanny.
"Oh,~~do~~ shut-up!" Storm zapped Pikachu with a small lightning bolt, leaving the smoldering, yellow rat falling backward. [Oh ... dear ... *cough*.] Everyone stared at Storm in disbelief. "~~What ~~? After several faithful years to fighting with the X-Men for all~~mutantkind~~, and fighting PMS for ~~your~~ benefit, and not raising my voice ~~once ~~, I think I~~deserve~~ this!" "*Cough*." "Damn ~~straight ~~!" "You tell'em, chica!" The X-Men turned around
Shut-up! Stop choosing me as a scapegoat! Choose ~~Gambit ~~! He's just ~~sitting~~ there!" "Hey!" "Shut-up! You all have Pokémon to catch! Go! Run! Become Pokémon Masters!"
Mystique stared down at the ugly, yellow, pointy-eared rat. The ugly, yellow, pointy-eared rat cocked his head to the side. Mystique cocked her head to the side. Pikachu cocked his head to the other side. Mystique cocked her head to the other side as well. Pikachu cocked his upright. Mystique cocked hers upright. Then she caulked her gun.
Pikachu's ears went back and his eyes went wide, then narrowed to slits. Mystique nodded, giving him an insidious half-smile. She raised the gun to his head.
[Blow-dryer in bathtub attack!] *Cough**Hack*. Mystique dropped the ashen gun. Her yellow pupils bright against her now charred-black skin. She hacked again. *Hack*. "Wow," Destiny said from farther away in the forest. "Didn't see ~~that~~ one comin'."
"So, what have you been doing, Avalanche?" "Nothing much. I go to various parks and make landslides so they have to put those big yellow signs up. You, Magneto?" "Nothing. Oh! I've made a hobby out of upsetting compasses! Heh heh heh ... look at it go! Oh, you silly, silly compass, you. O-o-oh, delightful."
*****=^.^=The X-Men all crowd around Moonie's Computer to see what is making her laugh so hard. Unfortunately, they see this=^.^=***
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Alice: So can Professor X grow hair on his head, or does he just not choose to?
Sarah (me): No. He's been like that since he was a kid. Seriously.
A: Seriously? So, can you read your fortune in it?
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Alice: (On what humor is.) I used to not know what humor was. Now I do. Humor is Magneto jumping up and down on a trampoline.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Alice: Beast is a smurf gone terribly wrong.
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Alice: Professor X is like Dr. Evil. Except without a pussy cat.
Sarah: Yeah, he does. But he keeps it in his pants.
A: HAHAHA! Yeah, it's called Jubilee!
S: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Sarah: Gambit's not really that much of a prick. He's pretty popular, actually. He has his own series,
Alice: Really? What's it called? "Hooked On Phonics"? "Gambit likes phonics! Gambit still can't talk, but has fun trying!"
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Rachelle: So y'all Thanks to Moonie here, I got to experience Blitz's exellent writing. I have nothing against the x men and I own nothing....
Moonie: That's all folks!