So this idea came into my mind and I can't get this thought out of my head so I made this piece of garbage I call A R T.
Izuku's home
Kacchan already made into Deku's home.
*Knock Knock*
Kacchan: Well Deku, I made it. Despite your directions.
Deku: Aah, Kacchan, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
Kacchan: Nguh...
Kacchan sat on Deku's table while Deku went to his kitchen to see that his Tonkatsu was burning on his oven.
Deku: *Gasp* *Opens oven* Oh me god! My Tonkatsu is ruined...But what if...I would've purchased fast food and disguised it as my own cooking? *Gasp* Hohoho...Delightfully devilish Midoriya.
Deku opened his window but soon stopped when Kacchan went to the kitchen.
Kacchan: Huh? *stares suspiciously*
*Music!*
Deku with his crazy explanations
Bakugo Katsuki's gonna need his medications
When he hears Deku's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Kacchan: DEEEEKUUUU!
Deku: Aaah, Kacchan! I was just...eh...just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
Kacchan: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Deku?
Deku: Ahh, oh! That isn't smoke. It's steam, steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm *rubs belly* Steamed clams.
Kacchan went back to the table and Deku proceeded to buy hamburgers from the nearest Makudonarudo in the area.
Later
Deku holds a plate with hamburgers in it while serving it on the table.
Deku: Kacchan, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
Kacchan: I thought we we're having steamed clams?
Deku: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams, that's what I call hamburgers.
Kacchan: You called hamburgers "steamed hams"?
Deku: Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Kacchan: Aah, and what region?
Deku: Uhh...Hokkaido.
Kacchan: Really? Well I'm from Sapporo and I've never heard anyone used the phrase "steamed hams".
Deku: Oh, not in Sapporo. No, it's an Asahikawa expression.
Kacchan: I see.
They continued to eat their hamburgers but Kacchan noticed something about the hamburgers.
Kacchan: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Makudonarudo.
Deku: Ohoho! No, "Patented Midoriya Burgers". Old family recipe.
Kacchan: For steamed hams?
Deku: Yes!
Kacchan: Yeah, and you call them "steamed hams" despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
Deku: Ye...You know, the...One thing I should...Excuse me for one second.
Kacchan: Well, of course.
Deku went to the kitchen to take care of some "stuff".
Deku: *Yawn* Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Kacchan: Yeah, I should be-GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!
Deku: ...Aurora Borealis.
Kacchan: Eh...Aurora Borealis. At this time of year, at this time of day, and this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Deku: Yes!
Kacchan: ...May I see it?
Deku: ...No.
They soon went to the door after they had their lunch at Deku's house. But that didn't stopped there as soon as Izuku's mom yelled at her son.
Deku's mum: Izuku! The house is on fire!
Deku: No mom, it's just the northern lights.
Kacchan: Well, Deku, you are an odd fellow. But I must say you steamed a good ham.
Kacchan walked out away from the house but as soon as he heard Deku's mom yelled, he turned his head back.
Deku's mum: Help! HELP!
Deku: *Gave Kacchan an "okay" thumb*
Kacchan: *Continues to walk away*
Whew! Well now that's over with, I shall return to my slumber. Make sure to check out my other fanfics. And I'll see you guys next time. This is Ianpb, signing out!