10 ways to make snape cry
1) Sing 'The bodyguard' in an off key tone.
2) Poke him... with a stick
3) Take a picture of him passed out in the hufflepuff dorm wearing lipstick after he snuck back into Slughorn's party and got totally pissed, then send it to voldemort.
4) Draw a smiley face on his head when he has fallen asleep.
5) Call him a half blood douche.
6) when he goes in the shower, hide his cloak and replace his trousers with pink skinny jeans
7) Tie him up and make him listen to Justin Bieber...
8) Write 'I lick bus windows' on a note then stick it to his back when he isn't paying attention
9) Forge a hate letter to voldemort stating that Snape is better in bed than he is...
10) Decorate his office with 'I love Zac Efron' posters and then say it was a gift from Draco's father.