Hi, Caitlin. A to your Q: I was bored. So SHUT UP!
Disclaimer: I do not own KH or FMA.
A/N: This is a crossover fic of Kingdom Hearts and Fullmetal Alchemist, 'cause I was bored.
Chapter 1: Much better than 20th century Germany
Sora lay on the beach, sleeping. He was having a quite peculiar dream and wasn't sure if it was real . . . or not. As he lay there, a giant shadow appeared over him and hit him on the head.
"WAH!" Sora screamed. "Oh, it was just you, Kairi."
"Sora, you lazy bum!" Kairi teased.
"I had the weirdest dream!" Sora started. "There w-"
SPLASH
"Wow! Look, Sora!" Kairi pointed to the ocean. "There's someone out there!"
"HELP!" screamed the someone that was in the ocean. "I can't swim!"
Later
"Oh . . . thanks," the short, ponytailed, ocean-born boy said gratefully to Sora, a.k.a. his savior.
"Sure, but . . . why were you in the middle of the ocean?" Sora questioned.
The boy started to think. "You know, I can't remember."
"Um . . . well . . . what's your name?" Kairi asked.
"Well, I think it's Ed," replied the boy. "But, I'm not sure."
"I'm Kairi and this is Sora," Kairi told this boy known as Ed.
"Where are you from?" asked Sora.
"I don't know," replied Ed.
"Do you remember anything?" Kairi asked.
"I remember walking through a gate and then falling down to the ocean," Ed offered.
Sora and Kairi interrogated him some more and then, figuring he had no place to stay, offered to let him stay at Sora's house.
The Next Day
"Morning, Ed!" Sora shook his roomie up.
"It's like, 6 in the morning! Leave me alone!" Ed groaned.
"We're heading to the island now. Unless you want to stay here . . ." Sora suggested.
"Fine! I'm up! Happy?" screamed the boy as he stumbled up.
"Gee, grouchy much?" Sora muttered under his breath as they walked outside.
Sora jumped into the boat and offered to help Ed in.
"I got it!" Ed grumbled, still half-asleep, as he took a step of the port and fell straight into the ocean.
Sora tried to keep his giggles in, but couldn't help it and ended up laughing hysterically.
Then Sora realized Ed wasn't coming back up.
He dove in and pulled Ed out of the water and onto the boat.
"Shut up," Ed muttered, now completely awake, "Just shut up."
They both sat in the boat and started rowing.
"Hey, Ed?" Sora asked.
"What?" Ed answered.
"Is it me or is the boat turning to the left a bit much?" Sora wondered.
"Yeah, it kinda is," Ed replied looking around.
"I guess your right arm is stronger than you left or something!" Sora chuckled.
"I guess it is!" Ed said as he started to pull his right sleeve up to make a muscle. But what they saw wasn't a muscle. Or even an arm. What they saw was shiny.
"AAAAGH!" they both screamed.
"Y-your arm! I-it-it's metal!" Sora gasped in shock.
"W-wh-why is my arm metal!" Ed screamed, totally freaked.
"No wonder you're right arm's so much stronger than your left," Sora said, still in shock. "How did you not realize? Isn't it a bit . . . heavy?"
"Not really," Ed answered, while playing with his right arm. "I slept in my clothes, so I didn't get a chance to look at my arm."
"I wonder what other weird body parts you have!" Sora laughed.
"Haha!" Ed laughed and slapped his knee.
CLANK
"Um . . . Ed?" Sora asked. "Did your leg just clank?"
It took another another 15 minutes for them to get over the fact that Ed had a metal leg, too. After this, they searched his body to check if he had any other metal body parts. Fortunately, (or unfortunately for all you pervy fangirls) to no avail.
"Woo! This is awesome! I can kick anyone's butt in a fight, now!" Ed clapped in his burst of confidence, then put his hands back on the paddles. But what he touched no longer paddles. Not even remotely close. They were shiny.
As he touched the paddles, they emitted a giant shine and changed into two giant wooden ladles.
"H-ho-holy-"Sora stuttered as Ed looked at the ladles, not completely sure if they were real.
"Did I just-?"Ed asked in awe of his new "powers."
"You're an interesting kid, Ed," Sora said while nodding head.
THE END!
A/N: I was bored and felt like writing a fanfic. This was suggested to me by gilmoregirl4ever, so thanks Jaime!