James Halliday arranges an event
To give away his many millions
The gunters form to find his Easter Egg
Wade Watts joins this contest and hopes to win.
He finds the Copper Key with time to spare
But meets a fellow gunter in the cave
Her name is Art3mis: he's a big fan
And strives to see her pretty face again
Unfortunately, this cannot be
For she is competition in this game
He tells her how he feels; she turns away
Sir Parzival is lonely once again
However, there is still some hope for Wade
As soon as he can find the Crystal Key
It simply cannot be unlocked alone
And takes the words 'faith', 'hope', and 'charity'
He takes a trip to Og's house with a friend
But teammates die, and this might be the end
Wade beats the game, helped by Aech and the rest
And vows to split the winnings when it's done
The Hunt is through and Parzival has won
However, there's just one thing on his mind
Fair Art3mis awaits him in a maze
A prize far better than silver or gold