File Info: Alfred F. Jones
Age: 25
Current occupation: Assassin for the United States and Canadian Governments
Mr. Jones has worked in the system for nine years. Joining when he was sixteen, he reached the highest levels of both security clearance and skill by age 18. He currently has the highest security clearance in both countries as well as citizenship in over 50 countries. Due to his loud boisterous attitude he is always partnered with Invisible. Current headquarters locations unknown.
File Info: Invisible
Age: Unknown
Current occupation: Assassin for the United States and Canadian Governments
Invisible is currently Mr. Jones partner. He currently has the highest security clearance in both countries as well as citizenship in over 50 countries. He also is known to speak a majority of world languages. Current headquarters location unknown. No other information is known about Invisible.
"These two are of top priority on our list. Even if they don't talk after interrogation, they're still worth a lot to the Americans and Canadians. So I'm putting you two on the case together. I know you're both used to working alone but at this point we need anything to put us ahead of those bastard Americans. So get to work."
The big boss had finally stopped talking and was awaiting a response, the two spies looked at each other. "I'm waiting", he wasn't going to wait for long. "Yes sir", the smarter, and in his own option better spy, replied. The other smirked, "Jawohl". The two had accepted their mission and for once made their boss smile. "Here are their files, let's take care of those American bastards once and for all". The two were dismissed with their case files and left at once.
"What are you smiling at Beilschmidt?" The other spy asked . "First off, don't call me that. Call me Gil or Mr. Awesome for that matter. Second, Kirkland, we just got a new assignment. Of course I'm smiling, we're going to America, a new country for me to take down!" The Prussian looked pretty pleased with himself. The Englishman rolled his eyes, " Were not taking the country down, just two of their operatives. So just read your file and pack your bags, we leave in the morning. 8am, you miss the plane, the boss will know, and a few tomatoes aren't going to help". The two left the headquarters and parted ways.
Meanwhile on the Canadian-American border.
"Mattie, do he have any ice cream left?" Alfred had been looking in the fridge for about ten minutes and yet the sugary treat had bested him. " Al if there was any, it would be in the back of the freezer. Why do you want some anyway? " Alfred rolled his eyes, leave it to Mattie to actually want to due paperwork instead of taking a break for ice cream and such. Alfred had already done half of his days report and it was already taking a toll on him. Mattie would probably do it for him later anyway. "I'm hungry!" Alfred could here the quiet sigh come from the other room. "Al, work then food. If you finish all of your work then I'll personally make you pancakes, ok?" He weighed his options: on one hand he could always order food, on the other hand who could pass up on Mattie's pancakes? "Alright, alright, I'm coming back to finish". Alfred walked through the house to their conjoined office. On one side sat Mattie already half done with whatever work the Canadians had given the pair. It had been decided early on that Mattie would do any work that the Canadians sent, and Alfred would do any work that the Americans sent. Alfred's pile was only about half done. He had signed up to be an assassin because he thought he'd get to travel the world and be a cool spy or ninja or spy ninja mix. Instead the job had come with a lot of paperwork, the one thing he had not wanted in a job. Still he stuck with it, the pay was good, he still got to travel and do that cool spy ninja stuff, and he had a partner who had to be one of the coolest guys in the world. His partner, Mattie, was so good at his job. He always blended into the background and took out a target while Alfred was busy distracting. To be honest, Mattie didn't actually need a partner. Yet the government's had thought it would be a good idea for them to team up. This was probably because they both looked so much alike. Like it was almost creepy how alike the two looked. The department had actual started calling them the North American Brothers or N.A. Bros at some point. Now they worked and lived together, which was good for both of them. Al got his work done and Mattie finally had someone to talk to.
"Al, stop staring off into space. We need to finish these documents then unpack from our last assignment". Mattie looked across the room at his daydreaming partner. Why in the world had the department even given him a partner? Al was so loud and obnoxious that he hardly could have been a good assassin on his own. Yet Al had been given as a partner to his literal polar opposite. Where Al was loud and annoying, Mattie was quiet and shy. The pair made an odd team. "Look whos daydreaming now". A snarky voice came from across the room, leave it to Alfred to make Mattie forget about scolding him. "Al, I finished my work. How much have you done?" The usually loud American became surprisingly quiet before turning back to his paperwork. Mattie chuckled to himself as he left the room, even if it was going to take Alfred a few more minutes to finish his work, his stomach was starting to get impatient in terms of food. It was already a few hours past their regularly scheduled dinner time. It wasn't quite his fault, they had just gotten back from a mission and the plane hadn't had any good food on it. Mattie made a beeline for the kitchen, pancakes were not going to cook themselves.
Alfred had to have the nose of a bloodhound, as soon as all of the pancakes were done he was already at the table with a plate and fork. *Audible sigh on Matthews part* "What bro? I smell food, I'm going to find it", Alfred replied while covering his plate in pancakes. *Another sigh from Matthew*, Alfred wasn't doing anything wrong but he seriously couldn't have waited until Mattie sat down before he started. Well that was Alfred for ya always the annoying partner and housemate.