His dark eyes roved over the adorable blonde-haired, blue-eyed pigtailed girl. She giggled as he approached she looks oddly familiar he thought to himself nahh it's just me. He moved closer wrapping his wrists around the girl's and pressing her against the tree "you're very pretty" he said his dark hair falling over his forehead and slightly obscuring his dark eyes. She giggled again, not saying anything. She slipped out from the wall and began walking down the path. She stopped halfway, turned, put her hand on her hip and cocked her head sending an 'are you coming?' glance in his direction.
He hurried after the blonde bombshell that was walking seductively down the dirt path, hips swinging from the left to the right in a pendulum like motion. They reached a clearing and the girl sat down on her knees and tilted her head at him questioningly. He walked over to her and knelt down in front of her; blue eyes met dark ones and he pressed his lips to hers. She willingly parted her lips, allowing his tongue entry. As their tongues tussled, he slowly began unzipping her orange dress.
She let out a giggle as he moved the zipper slowly. The dress was beginning to slide down her slight shoulders and he climbed on top of her, kissing her harder to which she responded. When he went back to unzipping the dress she giggled "Sasuke-kun" she said sweetly smiling up innocently "mmm?" was all the answer as he was attempting to untie a bow with his teeth "we should get ramen" the girl winked causing Sasuke to freeze, fabric dangling from his mouth as he gaped at the girl. It all came flooding back: the blond hair, blue eyes, orange and blue colored clothing, a love for ramen. He gagged as he fell backwards off the now laughing girl.
Slowly, her image began dissolving to a spiky-haired, blue-eyed, whisker-faced kid lying on his back and laughing at him idiotically, his orange jumpsuit exposing nearly all of his chest "hi Sasuke-kun" Naruto grinned "you know…you're not a bad kisser." Sasuke paled "Naruko quite enjoyed it" he winked. It was too much for Sasuke who ran towards the bushes and hurled into the lush greenery wishing he could be anywhere but here.
A/N Yes I don't like Sasuke and personally I find NaruSasu quite revolting but this was just too good to pass up, I mean don't we all enjoy humiliating our least favorite characters? ^_^