Boobie bounce
By:strawberries up the butt
Date:febuary 23 2011
Author note: don't ask…..really don't ask about what I have written here.
Ukraine is anything had her boobs to help her out in life. Because you know…she isn't that smart, she's poor, and has that accent. She constantly went down to her brother Russia house to converse about their arrangements and how they are going to kill Belarus one day. Her audibly bouncing of her boobs alert the Baltic brothers of the crime against nature is coming. Out of the three brothers one was typically frightened of her coming. Latvia. He has had a fear of her gigantic knockers since his uniform got stuck on her overalls clip when she hugged him. Which caused him to suffocate for quite some time? Latvia always thought of her boobs as a warning sign. Never ever get with a girl that could possibly kill you with a hug. That's why he was shota on the world and went with sealand instead. His brothers don't particularly like the idea of their estranged brother being a 12year old country but they say nothing to keep the peace with their slightly sick looking younger brother. Russia has had no problems with such an affair and is asking personal questions such as "how big is he?" OR "can I get some picture?". These things were surely come from Spain or France no doubt but from Russia? No, no he was not use to this new side of Russia. LATVIA'S THOUGHT ON MS. UKRAINES KINOCKERS: Oh god…. I hate when that weird girl comes over. I would prefer Russia's knife wielding sister over her any day! I hate it when I can hear the warning siren coming from her boobs. You can hear them even before she enters the house. I tend to stay on the other side of the house of her but sometimes Russia asks something of me and I must oblige. No matter what Russia is always scarier the anything Ukraine can do! Hmmm, now thinking of it Russia makes me want to pee myself and faint every time I see him. His smile his menacing face his-…I'm getting off track but yes I would rather keep away from Ms. Ukraine and her giant boobs. END OF LATVIA POV. Latvia was done with his out loud thoughts just as he walked right into MS Ukraine. Latvia was to into his thoughts he didn't hear the boob siren and ran into the devil itself. "Hello Mr. Latvia!" Ukraine said in her foreign accent as she grabbed Latvia into a bone crippling hug. "I missed you this past weeks!" she tightened her grip and Latvia was thinking of his usually thought, suicide. "I see you guys are having fun" Russia said while standing at the door way. "You know sister, you can have him for a while. Maybe the farm work will toughen him up" Russia finished with a smile at Latvia. He did that on purpose, that Russian bastard! "You really mean it brother!" Ukraine said with a smile. "Sure sister! I mean what are brothers for?" 'Kill me me…..' was Latvia's last thought as he was lugged away by the demonic booby lady. FML!
Not trying to be mean to Ukraine or Belarus just something random I had a very odd dream about last week and decided to write.