AN: Special fangz (geddit cuz in My Immortal- nevermind, screw the misspellings) to every Tumblr post comparing my daughter to Enoby. Here's the fanfic we've all been waiting for. Hope y'all enjoy.

Hi my name is Delphini Nagini Augury Riddle Gaunt and I have hair that's silvery blue like a dolphin (that's how I got my name) in a curly ponytail that reaches my augury tattoo on my back and fiery red eyes like dragon fire and a lot of people tell me I look like Eva Green (If you don't know who she is- stay. Please?). I'm related to Tom Riddle but I wish I wasn't because he's a major f***ing creep. I'm an Oracle but my prophecies are in Parseltongue. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a punk (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a baggy black dress and a green cargo jacket, black ripped leggings and black combat boots. I was wearing cherry lip gloss, white foundation, black winged eyeliner and green eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I wasn't very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my hand to wave at them, and they ran away.

"Hey Delphi!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was. . . Kylo Ren!

"What's up Kylo?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said sullenly.

But then, I heard his friends call him and he had to go away.

The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I sighed and sat up on my bed and drank some water from a bottle I had. My bed was a golden maple and on it was a earthy-colored quilt with nature embroidery on it. I got out of my bed and took of my giant Green Day t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a Spirited Away t-shirt from Hot Topic, a yin-yang necklace, combat boots and distressed jeans on. I put on a pair of dolphin earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy ponytail.

My friend, Victoire woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length silvery blonde hair and opened her dark blue eyes. She put on her Cinderella dress from Hot Topic with a butterfly necklace, Cinderella bracelets, and ballet flats. She helped me put on my makeup (cherry lip gloss, winged eyeliner, and green eyeshadow like feathers.) She was the prettiest girl ever and didn't need makeup.

"Merlin's pants, I saw you talking to Kylo Ren yesterday!" she said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I protested, blushing.

"Do you like Kylo?" she asked as we went out of the Hufflepuff common room and into the Great Hall.

"No I so f***ing don't!" I shouted.

"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Kylo walked up to me.

"Hi," he said.

"Hi," I replied flirtily. I covered my mouth. I never was all that good at hiding my emotions.

"Guess what?" he said.

"What?" I asked.

"Well, the First Orders are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me.

"Oh. My. F***ing. God!" I screamed. I love FO. They are my favorite band, besides the Parselmouths.

"Well . . . do you want to go with me?" he asked.

I gasped.