I D Double Dare You To…
Chapter 1
Itachi steals Alucard's Hat
Alucard sat peacefully by the house of Hellsing at 12:00 am in the morning. He was admiring his beautiful red hat in the fountain and minding his own business when he noticed a man in a black cloak with red and white clouds at the bottom, running full speed at him from far away!
Sitting there staring at the man running at him with a determined look in his eyes, Alucard didn't know whether to get ready for battle or a nice chat.
In the end, he chose the fun way and drew his large metal guns from inside his sexy red coat. Aiming the tips at the crazed running man's head, and fired. It took two shots and the man in the cloak fell face first into the ground and skidded to a stop in front of Alucard.
Alucard smirked down at the twitching figure lying before him and put his guns away with a chuckle. "I don't know what you wanted but unfortunately you didn't get it." He laughed quietly and looked down at the dead figure.
Up close he noticed the dead man had raven coloured hair and red eyes. Alucard knelt down beside the dead man to get a better look at his odd features. Two creases going down his face from the top of his nose, a poker face and purple nail polish… what a strange man.
Suddenly the dead figure puffed away and Alucard sat in front of an empty ground. He raised an eyebrow and looked around at his dark surroundings in confusion. Where had the body puffed away to?
Then, inches in front of him the man stood on his feet like he hadn't taken any bullets at all!
Alucard shot to his feet, ready for battle but he was too late, the man had already ran off.
He stood there, quite confused at the man's peculiar behavior until he heard the crunching of feet behind him.
Twirling around like a ballerina he faced Antegra and bit his lower lip, he was hoping it was the strange man again.
"Oh Alucard, what are you doing here?" the blond asked in surprise and sat down on a bench, she had a book in her hand and had apparently come to read.
"Enjoying the moonlight, as much as I can," He said the last bit in his head, still wondering why the man in the cloak had run off like that.
Antegra cocked her head to the side curiously. "It's so odd to see you without your hat, Alucard. Why don't you have it on?" she asked in innocent curiosity but Alucard stopped dead in his tracks.
His hands instantly darted to his head and felt no enormous velvet red hat but his locks of messy black hair in its usual place. "What is this?" he asked in confusion. "Where has my hat gone!" he began to panic now, his hat was precious to him, he'd had it all of his vampire life, it was an antique!
Suddenly, the raven-haired man's determined face popped into his mind and he grit his teeth together in frustration.
That man had made off with his hat!
But what ever for?
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Back at the Akatsuki hide out…
"Did you get it, Itachi?"
"Yeah Itachi san, did you get it?" Kisame and Deidara asked urgently, both their faces inches from Itachi's.
"Of course! I will never back out on a dare, no matter what the cost may be!" He announced boldly to his comrades and waved the velvet red hat high above his head for all to see.
Kisame whined and looked down at the ground. "Guess it's my turn." He mumbled.
Itachi grinned, "I D Double Dare you to go and snatch Ichigo's sword!" He said loudly and Kisame stalked silently out the door and headed towards his destination…
End of Chapter
Sorry, I don't know how to spell Antegra if I got it right or wrong please tell me! Also, should I continue? A yes or no is sufficient enough but nothing at all is a heart breaker…