Okay, so apparently Disney thinks it's okay for their characters to burst out into some random song 'about life under the sea' and it being a 'whole new world.' and people who 'wont say their in love,' and all that jazz! So here is the KND, a cartoon network TV show being Invaded by Disney version of entertainment!
Fuck you Nigel
'BDDDDIDDDINNGGG!' the school bell went off an the teens hastily escaped the prison that was Gallagher High School.
Though students hated the inside, the courtyard was the best. There was only Rachel, Patton, Fanny, Abby, Hoagie, Wally and Kuki out, conversing and enjoying the crisp spring air.
The doors opened and Nigel and Lizzie walked through, heading towards Nigel car.
Rachel glared at the overweight chick that was currently conversing with her best friend, crush, and Ex, Nigel, as they walked to his car. Rachel never understood what Nigel saw in her. Rachel stomped over to him and yelled.
"NIGEL!" Nigel and Lizzie turned around to see what she wanted, only for Rachel to burst out into song.
"I see you driving 'round town With the guy i love and i'm like, Fuck you!"
"Oo, oo, ooo" the girls sang, walking over to Rachel as she continued to sing, walking closer and closer to Nigel.
"I guess the change in my pocket Wasn't enough i'm like, Fuck you! And fuck her too!" Lizzie's mouth dropped as Rachel pointed to her.
"I said, if i was richer, i'd still be with ya Ha, now ain't that some shit? "
"ain't that some shit" the girls sang.
"And although there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best with a... Fuck you!" Rachel sang, clutching her heart.
"Oo, oo, ooo" the girls sang.
"Yeah i'm sorry, i can't afford a ferrari," Rachel said, as she slid her hand over his red ferrari's hood.
"But that don't mean i can't get you there. I guess he's an xbox and i'm more atari, But the way you play your game ain't fair.
I picture the fool that falls in love with you" She said looking at Lizzie.
"oh shit she's a gold digger" The girls sang. "Well just thought you should know it"
"Ooooooh I've got some news for you Yeah go run and tell your little girlfriend!"
"I see you driving 'round town With the guy i love and i'm like, Fuck you!"
"Oo, oo, ooo" the girls sang, walking over to Rachel as she continued to sing, walking closer and closer to Nigel.
"I guess the change in my pocket Wasn't enough i'm like, Fuck you! And fuck her too!" Lizzie's face got really red and she made a lunge for Rachel but Fanny stopped her.
"I said, if i was richer, i'd still be with ya Ha, now ain't that some shit? "
"ain't that some shit" the girls sang.
"And although there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best with a... Fuck you!" Rachel sang, clutching her heart.
"Oo, oo, ooo" the girls sang.
"Now i know, that i had to borrow, Beg and steal and lie and cheat. Trying to keep ya, trying to please ya. 'Cause being in love with you ass ain't cheap.
I picture the fool that falls in love with you."
"oh shit she's a gold digger" Well Just thought you should know it!" the girls sang as they surrounded Nigel, the boys just stared at their girlfriends and best friend, somewhere between wow-this-is-really-hot or should-we-help-Nigel-or-not
"Ooooooh I've got some news for you i really hate yo ass right now" she said pointing to Lizzie
"I see you driving 'round town With the guy i love and i'm like, Fuck you!"
"Oo, oo, ooo" the girls sang, walking over to Rachel as she continued to sing, walking closer and closer to Nigel.
"I guess the change in my pocket Wasn't enough i'm like, Fuck you! And fuck her too!" Lizzie's mouth dropped as Rachel pointed to her, she tried to make another lunge for her throat but was stopped once again by Fanny.
"I said, if i was richer, i'd still be with ya Ha, now ain't that some shit? "
"ain't that some shit" the girls sang.
"And although there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best with a... Fuck you!" Rachel sang, clutching her heart.
"Oo, oo, ooo" the girls sang.
"Now baby, baby, baby, why d'you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?" Rachel asked
"so bad, so bad, so bad" the girls cooed.
"I tried to tell my mamma but she told me "this is one for your dad""
"your dad, your dad, your dad" the girls sang.
"Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy baby? Oh! I love you oh!" Rachel sang in front of Nigel as the girls pushed Lizzie back, once again.
"I still love you!" Nigel sang.
"Oooh!" everyone yelled.
"I see you driving 'round town With the guy i love and i'm like, Fuck you!" Rachel said walking away from Nigel and staring at Lizzie
"Oo, oo, ooo" the girls sang, walking over to Rachel as she continued to sing, all while restraining Lizzie.
"I guess the change in my pocket Wasn't enough i'm like, Fuck you! And fuck her too!" Lizzie's mouth dropped as Rachel pointed to her.
"I said, if i was richer, i'd still be with ya Ha, now ain't that some shit? "
"ain't that some shit" the girls sang.
"And although there's pain in my chest I still wish you the best with a... Fuck you!" Rachel sang, pointing to Lizzie as the girls flanked her and fireworks erupted from the nearby fairgrounds.
"Oo, oo, ooo" the girls sang as Rachel placed her lips on Nigels, the fireworks shining brightly at the dimming light.
"I still love you." Rachel breathed.
Wow, so there you have it! We know, we know, like we need to be writing more stories, its a curse! So please review! Oh and if you read our other stories (*Cough*operation we timetraveled*Cough*) we have a DiviantArt page set up where right noe we have posted Suki Jin and Nikki Asa Beatles, also, our avatar is Nikki, we just noe realized how spunky and original we made Nik, haha anyways! REVIEW!
