Grim Wakfu
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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THESE FAIRY TALES ARE MUCH TOO CLEAN!
SO DULL AND DRY, A LIFELESS DREAM!
I'LL BREW EM' BLEAK!
I'LL CRAFT EM' DARK!
TO MAKE EM' GRIM AS MY OWN HEART!
MY GUTS FILL UP WITH "PRETTY TALES"!
THEIR PRISSY CUTENESS NEVER FAILS, TO MAKE ME PUKE!
TO LOSE MY WITS!
TO ROT MY TEETH!
AND GIVE ME FITS!
UP THE RANCID, STALE AND FOUL!
DESPISE THE HAPPY ENDING!
GROSS AND NASTY MAKE ME HOWL!
THOUGH THEY MAYBE OFFENDING!
I'M HERE TO TELL TRUE TALES OF BLIGHT!
OF FEAR, AND WOE. BRING BACK THE NIGHT!
I HATE DUMB LUCK! I ADORE UPCHUCK!
MY HUMBLE GOAL IS TO RUN AMUCK!
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"Grim dude! Seriously! Could you sing something more upbeat!? Your really
bringing us down!" Shouted Percidal. "Not to mention the lyrics are just plain
creepy! Stated Amalia. Who'd want to up the rancid?" Yugo didn't say anything, he
was still depressed. The last 24 hours had been a nightmare. His father Alibert was
aged to dust by the mad Xelor Nox. His hometown of Emelka overrun and destroyed
by enraged Treechnid's. The weirdest thing is, it seemed more like bad luck than
anything else! Nox seemed genuinely surprised when Alibert got dusted. And Amalia
….well one second she was making progress with appeasing the forest...the next
everything seemed to just derail for no reason! The forest was more angry than ever!
Not just Emelka but dozens of others villages destroyed!...Still he had to stay
strong! For the new family he'd soon meet...and his new friends! Ruel, Percidal,
Amalia, Eva, and Grim! A weird dwarf minstrel they had meet outside of the ruins of
Emelka...and then they decided to let him come?...that is what happened...isn't it? Yugo just kept walking confused.
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Grim watched Yugo's confusion with a smile. Poor boy...you've had such a bad
day...and it's only going to get worse from here! Grim cackled as his corruption
continuously warped and twisted the world around the woefully oblivious group...
TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
Also this is an example of my "GRIMM TALES" challenge. For more info on this and other challenges read my profile!
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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