A.N. It's been awhile since I've written, not to mention that this is also my first RuneScape fanfic. I don't expect it to be my best work, but it will get better. Reviews would be greatly appreciated.

Hello buddy! If you are reading this, then it appears that you have found my journal in one of those creepy bookcases that usually make you think, "Oh, there's nothing I would ever want to read in here," or "I don't see anything interesting." Wooot, totally exciting, eh? Yeah, I thought so, too. This obviously contains my life record of events, which is my tale of trying to keep insanity from over taking me in the land you so call "RuneScape." It is a very broken world, in which the lot of things are unexplained. But alas, I try my best to introduce you to these things and give completely logical explanations that must be true.

Before you begin wondering what my name is, let me tell you that I took the liberty of erasing it from this journal. My name is…

…Unimportant to the likes of a random chap like you. But, I suppose I could tell you a bit about myself. You know, maybe describe what I look like. Anywho, here goes. I have red spiky hair that is totally awesome. I'm the height of, well you should know this, I'm the same height of every other person in this odd world. Scary, is it not? On my head I wear a Tan Cavalier. I usually wear those sweet Ahrims robes around, minus the hood and staff. I wear Rune Boots, Barrows Gloves, an Amulet of Power, a Gold Fremnik Cape and Ring of Wealth. In my hands I wield a Rune Kite and Abyssal Whip. I believe that's enough describing.

Now then, turn the page, read on, and be amazed…

Entry #1:

"Wait, What Did You Say?"

What did he say? I mean, what does that word mean anyways? Noob? What the freak is a 'noob'?

Yeah, that's right; you'd better walk away! Of course, however, I didn't get my question answered. It's rather odd what people say in this world. I've heard things that, well, quite frankly, I have no idea what they mean or how people even pronounce the words…er, if they even are words.

Zomg: Okay…I haven't the slightest idea of what you just said or how you just said that. Is that some kind of fruit?

Choob: That somehow reminds me of 'noob'. What a coincidence, no? Once again, I haven't the slightest idea of its meaning. Wait wait, I got it! Let's just say it's a fruit also and be done with it.

Froob: Nope. Nothing.

Wtf:Wait, I think I have something! It's an acronym of some sort. But that's all I have.

Omg:Maybe another acronym?

Ftw:For The Win! Right? Right? Took me a while, but after asking countless people and hearing, "Lol noob" from those countless people, I finally found someone smart enough to tell me. Yeah…I have a way with people. It's part of my mad skills.

Ftl:For The Lose…? How is that reassuring? Right, let's just stick with that.

Pl0x: Not sure, but I like it! Sounds so cool!

People need to expand their vocabulary to words that ACTUALLY exist.

A.N. Short, but oh well. Will update in a day or so. Review pl0x...