I just enjoy tormenting them. I'm the author, that's what I do.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Deal with it. No freebies.
30 Ways to Annoy Haruno Sakura
1. Pay a mime to stalk her.
2. Make something explde on her doorstep and scream, "SCIENCE!!!".
3. Interrupt her everyword with a quack.
4. Replace all her food with pickles.
5. Dye all her clothes emo colours.
6. Cover her door with Post-Its.
7. Throw all her dirty laundry into a furnace.
8. Host a frat party at her house.
9. Steal her cutlery.
10. Fill her shower head with red Kool-Aid mix.
11. Slap her forehead FOR her.
12. Leak her cup-size to fanboys.
13. Send Orochimaru a love poem from her.
14. Place several whoopee cushions on her chair before she sits down.
15. Fill her water jugs with vodka.
16. Persuade her to drink more 'water'.
17. Wrap her like a mummy in toilet paper when she gets tipsy.
18. Dump her in the garbage.
19. Scream in agony when she chops vegetables.
20. Scream "LIVE!!!" like Dr. Frankenstein would when she sleeps.
21. Dot her face with red marker and diagnose her with the measles.
22. Tie her up in a strait jacket.
23. Tell Tsunade she went AWOL when she doesn't show up for work.
24. Paint the interior of her house black.
25. Dye her hair indigo.
26. Point and scream at her for no reason.
27. Send Kakashi her bra.
28. Add strobe lights and a stripper pole to her now black house.
29. Drop pies on her at random.
30. Poke her forehead with your finger coated in mustard.