Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and I never will
It was a normal day in Kohona. Sasuke the Emo, Sakura the Pink Haired One, and Naruto the Ramen-Eater were finished with training and Kakashi-Sensei just left.
"So, Sakura. Do you wanna go and eat some ramen with me?" Naruto asked.
"Ummmm. Ok! Hey Sasuke wanna come?" Sakura asked
"sniff No, eating Ramen makes me hurt inside and reminds me of my scared past!" Sasuke screamed while running away. "I'm gonna go see what Shino doing!" He yelled before he left.
Team 10 was also finished with their training when Sasuke came running into them.
"O-h, h-hel-l-o S-sasuke." Hinata said. Sasuke returned with a nod. "Kiba, do you want to come collect bugs with me?" Shino asked.
"Ummmm. Ok! Hey Sasuke, wanna come?" Kiba asked.
"sniff No, collecting bugs makes me hurt inside and reminds me of my scared past!" Sasuke screamed while running away. "I'm gonna go see what Ino doing!" He yelled before he left. (A/N Don't ask me why he's going to Ino.)
"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-KKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN! Do you want to go get ice-cream with me!?!?!?!?" Ino squealed when Sasuke was at least 20 feet from her.
"sniff No, eating ice-cream makes me hurt inside and reminds me of my scared past!" Sasuke screamed while running away. "I'm gonna go see what Gaara's doing!" He yelled before he left.
When he arrived at Suna, Sasuke knocked at the door and Temari answered it. "Hey Gaara," Sasuke said.
"Hey Sasuke your just in time. Kankuro and I were going to go and kick some puppies, murder people, and wail about our personal and emotional problems to random people on the street who will eventually put us into Ninja Rehab." Gaara said.
"OK! SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!!" Sasuke yelled like Naruto.
Well, there it is. Yeah that's it.
You don't have to review, I just wanted to write this for the heck of it.