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You Know It 2
Chapter 1
I woke up in my bedroom, peacefully. There was sun streaming in through the windows and a bird chirping in a near by tree. I rolled out of bed and began shoving clothes in a suitcase so I could catch my flight today. Another round of shows was upon us. Once I was mostly satisfied by the fact I wouldn't be going naked the next few days, I headed into the bathroom. I turned on my bathroom radio and jumped in the warm water. As Sir Mix-A-Lot's lovely 'Baby Got Back' began to play, I danced like an idiot in the shower. All was fine until I was rinsing the conditioner from my long blonde locks. Suddenly, I heard the toilet flush and freezing cold water shot through the shower head landing on my body.
"Oh my god, mother fucker!" I screamed. I heard footsteps running and laughter in the hallway. I grabbed my towel, secured it and ran out of the bathroom. "I'm so going to get you!" I chased the perpetrator through the hall and down the stairs. I turned the corner and stubbed my toe on the suitcase standing in my kitchen. "God damn it Zack Ryder! You are a pain in my ass!" He burst into laughter on the other side of the kitchen.
"You know you love me!" he teased.
"Don't push it! Everybody has their limits!" I opened the fridge and grabbed the carton of eggs.
"You wouldn't!" He said a little nervously as I gripped onto an egg.
"Oh, I would," I seethed, walking around the kitchen island.
"But then you'll have to clean it up! I sure as hell won't!" Zack said stubbornly.
"Like you've cleaned since you moved in!" I shot back. I began firing away as I chased him around the kitchen. The door leading from the garage opened and Dolph entered, an amused look on his face. Zack ran behind Dolph, knowing I wouldn't chuck one at him.
"Whoa, whoa! What's going on here?" Dolph asked curiously, and rightfully so.
"What does it look like!" I asked putting my hand on my hip.
"Honestly, I have no idea. I'm just a little confused. All I can see is that my girlfriend is soaking wet in a towel in the kitchen, throwing eggs at Zack," he said with a chuckle.
"That's pretty much what's happening!" Zack laughed.
"Mr. Funny here thought it would be hilarious to flush the toilet while I was showering! The water was freezing!" I whined with a straight face. I couldn't hold it though. I began to lose composure and I began to giggle as well.
"You guys, I leave you home for like 30 minutes and this is what I come home to! This is exactly why we can't ever get out of here on time!" Dolph scolded.
"We are on time…most of the time!" I argued.
"Try 50% of the time, babe!" he said with a smile. He looked at the clock on the wall. "We've gotta get moving. Zack, you start loading the suitcases. I'll clean the eggs off the floor. Kelsey, go get that hot ass into some clothes!"
"Yes, sir!" I saluted before giving him a kiss.
Within 35 minutes, the three of us had made it into the car and we were on our way to the airport. Somehow we were able to park, get through security and board the plane in time to make our flight. Our plane took off and we were on our way to North Carolina for Raw tomorrow.
"See, babe. I told you we'd make it on time!" I said holding his hand.
"Because I rushed you guys! Our house is such a circus!"
"Yeah, yeah it is. But remember, it was your idea to move Zack into our house! You can't act like this is on me!"
"Fair enough. I have to admit, the three of us have a lot of fun together."
"Yeah, I agree. It kind of works for us in some strange way."
We both decided to listen to our ipods for the duration of the flight as we snuggled up in our seats.
Eventually, we landed and made it to our hotel for the evening. I checked in and set my stuff down. Dolph flopped down on our bed.
"So what do you want to do tonight?" he asked sweetly.
"Well…Natalya is trying to get me to come out for a drink or two maybe some dancing…" He put the most convincing pout on his face in protest. "Babe! Don't give me that face…it's just so sad.
"I don't want you to go!" he said before repouting his face.
"Dolph, I swear! We live together for goodness sakes!" I laughed. His pout still remained. I walked over to him and put my hands on either side of his face before giving him a barrage of kisses until he couldn't help but smile. "That's more like it!"
"Not fair! You fought very dirty!"
"You never minded before…." I said seductively.
"Well played, Blondie, well played!" he admitted. I gave him another kiss before walking over to my suitcase to change into cuter clothes for girls night. I slid into a cute little black cocktail dress.
"How do I look?"
"Beautiful as always! In fact, so beautiful that I wish I didn't have to share you tonight," he said very sweetly.
"Well when I get home…I'm all yours!" I said with a wink.
"Sounds amazing, I can't wait for that. Don't worry about me, I'll find something to entertain myself with."
"Why not go out with your boyfriend?" I joked.
"Boyfriend?"
"Yes, boyfriend. You and Zack spend so much time together, you are practically in a relationship. The two of you should go grab a beer or something."
"You know, that's not a bad idea. Maybe I'll see if Swagger wants to come too. I haven't seen as much of him lately."
"Have a great time. Don't get into too much trouble without me now!" I warned.
"I wont. I love you!"
"I love you too!"
I met Natalya at a restaurant near by. We ordered a round drinks and began catching up with one another.
"So how's everything going? I must get the 411!" Nattie squealed.
"I don't even know where to begin!"
"Dolph, duh! Always start with the boyfriend info!"
"We're good. We celebrated our six month anniversary together last week. It's all been smooth sailing. I guess that's what happens when you actually fall in love with your best friend."
"I'm glad to hear that, girl! How's it going living together now that the initial honeymoon period wore off? I know it was tough for me and Tyson."
"It's gone surprisingly well! It's been two and a half months since we bought the house and I'm not sick of him very often. I've been waiting for the other foot to drop but it hasn't showed itself."
"Probably because you have a buffer!" Nattie said decidedly.
"A buffer? You mean, Zack?"
"Of course, I mean him. The two of you live with like a mutual friend. There is always somebody else there when you guys need a break from each other or to settle disputes. He's the perfect in-between."
"Jeeze! I never thought of it like that before. You are a wise one, Neidhart!"
"That I am! I'm pretty amazing!"
"I'd be pretty inclined to agree with you on that one!"
"I know this is probably beginning to feel like an interview but I have to ask, isn't weird to be living with your serious boyfriend and your ex-husband?" We both burst into laughter. "Like seriously, you are the only person I know who would be crazy enough to attempt that!"
"You'd think it would be weird but it isn't most of the time. The fact that Zack took a hit at Wrestlemania for us and pushed us together helps. It's what got Dolph and Zack on the friendship track in the first place. Zack and I found a good place as friends and so did the two guys. On paper, you'd think worst thing ever, horrible, horrible idea. The execution has been really functional…well dysfunctionally functional," I said honestly.
"I have to hand it to you, you handle things really well. Like you had the best divorce ever! Although I never want to try divorce to see if I'm good at it!"
"Yeah, I don't recommend it! I'm sure you'd be fine…but then you'd have to get married first!" I teased. A big smile covered her face. "Oh my god…are you?…"
"Engaged!? Yes!" She squealed showing me her ring.
"Congratulations! I'm so happy for you! Why the hell did you let me ramble on about my crazy life when you had such big news?"
"I was waiting my turn! Besides, I have been enjoying my time with my future bridesmaid!"
"You want me to be a bridesmaid?" I chirped excitedly.
"Absolutely!"
"I'm so excited. Let's go dancing to celebrate! I can't sit still any longer!"
We walked into a club not to far from our hotel and grabbed more drinks. There were a lot of people in there and on the dance floor. I was very excited to go get dancing. Before I could, the bartender approached us.
"These are from secret admirer's," he said with a smile. He placed six tequila shots in front of us.
"Oh my god! Tequila!?" Nattie squealed. I looked around trying to spot the culprit. I didn't see anybody watching or anything that would indicate they bought us drinks.
"Bottoms up!" We took our shots in unison. The alcohol went smoothly down my throat. "I don't know about you, but I'm going to hit the dance floor!"
"I'm with ya!" We waded through the dance floor and found a little space for us to dance. The music was blaring a great set of dance songs tonight. I found myself getting lost in the rhythm. Sometime later, I was startled by a set of arm wrapping around my waist.
"Whoa! Dick, I have a boy friend!" I yelled ripping the arms away from me and turning around. Instead of some random jerk, it was my Dolph!
"He sounds like a very lucky guy!" he said cheekily.
"Oh he is! What are you doing here?" I asked with a big smile, wrapping my arms around him.
"The guys and I came here for a drink and then I saw you and Natalya come through the doors. It was fate I guess."
"You were the one who sent me the shots?"
"I know how you love your tequila!"
"Yeah, almost as much as I love you!"
"That's what I love to hear!" He joked. "Now less talking more dancing, woman!"
"Yes sir!"
He pulled me close and we danced heatedly to the beat. Our bodies grinding up against one another. I couldn't help but think about how amazing my life has been. I was in love with a wonderful man, I had great friends, Dolph and I were still champions together on screen. I could only hope for all the good fortune to continue. In the back on my mind, the thought that it was only a matter of time before something happened was constantly nagging me...
So there it is, the first chapter of the You Know It sequel. I want to thank all of you for being so patient with me about getting this up and running! I hope you guys all enjoy the story! Leave me comments and messages with any questions, comments, ideas, etc.