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The Saddening Death of Tingle – By Piplup
One day, Link was coming back from saving the world. He entered his house and saw Tingle flirting with Link's girlfriend. Link was really mad. Tingle could tell how mad Link was.
"Can't we talk about this? I mean, she was all alone, and looked lonely, so I gave her some company."
Link shook his head.
Link hit Tingle right in the face. Luckily Link was only using his shield, not his sword. Tingle ran away. Link hit him in the arm with an arrow. Link went back inside. He went up to his girlfriend. His girlfriend dumped Link because he was so jealous that he attacked Tingle.
Now Link was even angrier. He wanted revenge against Tingle. He wanted Tingle to die at his merciless hands. Link was suddenly glad he had combat experience. He grabbed all the weapons he could muster and left to find Tingle. Link knocked on Tingle's door. Tingle opened the door and no one was there. He went outside to get a better look around. His door slammed shut. Tingle looked back and saw Link, sword in hand. Link attacked!
Spin attack. MISS! Vertical slice. MISS! Horizontal slice. MISS! Jump strike. MISS!
Now Link was ferociously angry. He used the hookshot to grab Tingle; he set a bomb next to Tingle, and let nature take its course.
KABOOM!!!!
Tingle blew up, and was now in tremendous pain. Link smiled at Tingle's pain and misery. Tingle could barely move.
He barely managed to stand up. Tingle started to run. Unfortunately, he tripped on Link's shield.
Link decided to deliver the final blow. Link used his arrows to pin Tingle to a wall. Link threw his sword at tingle. Tingle was about to die. Link's final blow was with the hookshot. The hookshot went right through Tingle's chest.
Tingle was dead.