A/N: This is my first time ever in fanfics. I don't care what you comment about my fanfic. And I also want to tell you that I don't own some of the characters in Naruto. Some of them just pops up in my head…

Chapter 1

Enter Uzumaki Naruto!!!

"GET OUT OF MY STORE, NOW!!!" shouted the storekeeper as he kicked a blonde kid.

"Ow!!" screamed Naruto, as he rubbed his butt. "You'll be the first to have your butt kicked when I become a Hokage!" he sounded certain that he was certain that he is going to be one.

But the storekeeper whipped the blonde's ass with a broom once more.

"You, a HOKAGE?? You got to be joking. Who would pick you as a Hokage??" asked the storekeeper.

Naruto looked mad at that. "For good reason, you'll be the first to be tested at my handmade jutsu!" The storekeeper just laughed at him.

"Sexy No Jutsu!!" shouted Naruto. A second later, the storekeeper fell down, his nose covered in blood.

"Ha ha! Too bad for you, because Uzumaki Naruto is much better than you are!!" teased Naruto.

"Are you, Naruto?" came a menacing voice that Naruto was too familiar with. Iruka sensei was standing, frowning at Naruto. Apparently, Iruka was there when Naruto performed that jutsu, since he had a stream of blood pouring out of his nose.

"You saw my jutsu, too! Don't you think that it's brilliant?" asked Naruto.

"No, it's NOT!!" shouted Iruka, which caused several people to look around, but turn away again.

(At Hokage Tower)

"Oh, Iruka. What brings you here?" asked the Sandaime Hokage. Samdaime looked ancient, or as Naruto said, an old geezer.

"As you see, Hokage-sama, we have a little troublemaker caught in the act," said Iruka.

"I AM NOT A TROUBLEMAKER!!!" shouted Naruto. "I can defeat any ninja in the Konogakure with this one jutsu!"

"No" said Iruka in horror. But Sandaime said, "oho! I am interested in this jutsu. Show me. "

Naruto said, "Sexy No Jutsu!!" and he turned into a blonde, 19-year-old girl with a big breast, and naked. Sandaime stared, then shot out huge amount of blood out of his nose.

"I guess I overdid a bit," said Naruto.

But the trouble wasn't over for Iruka. He showed his new "jutsu" to everyone and anyone whom he hate. He had once done it to the Uchiha Sauske, the only remaining Uchiha, with an exception of his brother, whom had murdered all his clan. But before Sauske could react, his fan girls have found Sauske, and found a naked girl in front of him, and Naruto, back to his form again, was covered in bruises and blood, and one girl actually stuck a kunai at him.

And it was Naruto who had painted the Great Monument of Hokages. Hokages all ended up looking like a bunch of perverts. Iruka had punished Naruto rather severely when Naruto had done that, since no one have dared even touch the Great Monument.

"Oi! Naruto! Are you ready for your ninja test?" asked Iruka when they went to the Ichikaru to have a ramen.

Sipping his last bit of noodle, Naruto smiled, and said, "You don't really have to worry, Iruka-sensei. I know what to do." Iruka hoped that it wasn't related to any illegal mischief. But as Naruto wiped his dripping chin with his tongue, Iruka forgot all about this.

(A/N): That was short. Next is the Genin test!!! What kind of mischief is Naruto going to make??