This is the story of the three little pigs.
One day, the first pig built his house out of straw.
He didn't know why, only because he thought that nobody ever destroys a house made of straw.
The next pig built one out of sticks, and the last one built one out of bricks.
Then the hungry wolf came along.
He decided to eat the first pig, as everyone always destroys the house made from straw first.
The third pig heard about the wolf and ran to protect his brother.
The third pig threw a brick at him, knocking down the first pig behind him.
The second pig threw the wolf in a well.
Then the first pig became angry that the third pig knocked him down.
They then started fighting.
In the middle of the fight, the first pig threw a vat of boiling water atop the third pig.
The third pig jumped out of the way and the vat splashed the second pig.
Now all three pigs were angry at each other.
They fought viciously, using whatever materials they had.
The first pig threw haystacks, the second pig threw fire (he caught the sticks on fire), and the third pig swung a hammer made out of bricks.
Soon they started a violent war.
The sheep, goats, and oxen sided with the first pig, the cows and chickens sided with the second pig, and the third pig had the horses and the ducks on his side.
After 3 months of fighting, the pigs finally decided to forgive each other.
However, the wolf had then recovered from the incident and wanted revenge.
He stormed off, licking his lips at the thought of a pork chop for dinner.
The pigs again heard about his plan and decided to build a fort, with straw, sticks, and bricks.
When the wolf finally came, he started trying different ways to get in.
First, he tried blowing it down. (Like that will really work)
Then, he tried burning it down. (Bricks don't burn)
Next, he tried digging under the foundations. (He was crushed)
Finally, he tried using a battering ram.
The force of the impact knocked down the front door.
The wolf walked in, only to be stopped by the alarm.
The ear piercing noise soon made the pigs wake up from their nap.
They quickly went to their battle stations and manned the cannons.
Soon there were cannonballs, watermelons, and tanks crashing down on the wolf. (How they got a tank, I don't know)
Knowing he had no chance, the wolf retreated.
The pigs cheered at their new victory and invited everyone to a party in honor of the wolf's defeat.
They then lived happily ever after. (Until Chapter 2 that is)
THE END
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As I said, there will be a Chapter 2. And a Chapter 3. A Chapter 4? I don't know.